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Walking through Costco today I was greeted with the best marketing term ever: New Cool Technology! I was sold. I didn't even care what it was or what it did, it was targeted squarely at my demographic and with absolutely nothing to qualify why it was new, cool, or even technology I had to have it. I hope the packaging designer reads this note, slap it on anything and I'll give you all my money. I'll even spend the kickbacks I get for sending people to this link on more New Cool Technology!

The Fallout 3 Road Trip concluded with 4 DLC expansions completed in full. During Xbox off hours we also managed to visit The Safe House, a fish ladder, a presidential museum and some Leonardo DaVinci stuff. A trip to a vegan co-op for my hippie addiction and the joys of Chicago traffic were also highlights left undocumented, and lost to history forever.

The mobile Xbox success from my last road trip carried over to today as well where Fallout 3 was the game of choice. It definitely helps make 4+ hour drive go faster, as long as my driver holds out.

Upon obtaining Guitar Hero 5 lastnight and enjoying the new features (like non-stop drop-in/out party play) I decided to debut it at work today. Our lunch hour was then spent with plastic instruments, cafeteria food, and as much "Ring of Fire" as we could stomach. Not satisifed with the short experience, I paid Keith and Marco (and Lindsay #2) to attend an extended session at my house where Lisa and Robbie gladly subbed in for the Senator who decided he (or his avatar) was too good for our party. Marco and Keith left 100 achievement points richer while Robbie and I jammed on with Jaged till the end of the night.

Upset I couldn't play any frisgay tonight on account of a Jesus picnic with Lisa, Robbie left a forlorn look on my gnome cam at 7:45 today. If the Morlock ran his sirens once in awhile instead of doing P90X all day maybe he wouldn't have had to suffer through such a withdrawal. The Morlocks return has done nothing for Eloi population control, and we are clearly more bored than ever. Down with P90X!

With our plans for disc golf cancelled, my neighbor and I decided it was time to scare the neighborhood and play frisbee in the front yard at 7:30pm. Our attempts to break each others windows never succeeded, and we were interrupted by both an out of control Morlock and a cop turning around on our street (we both ran as fast as we could on seeing the cop, but he didn't chase us as we'd hoped. The Morlock did.) Fairly certain my fabulously gay throws and catches were the cause of both the morlock and police interventions we called it off for the night with a net gain of +5 on suspicion of gay.

After a full day of GameCube From Home, Lisa was ready to visit the Kelleys kitten at their recently cleaned and listed for sale residence. Not satisfied with one Redford slum property, I toured their newly listed house with an eye for how many renters I could cram in the cabinets. We decided on a trip to Fat Cats for reflection, sent off by Redfords finest youth gang shouting obscenities loudly. Upon arrival we learned Lisa had regressed to age 4; probably due to the shock of entering Redford, and the sugar from the ice cream didn't help. We returned to the Kelleys where the youth gang had escalated into a street war, but were able to dodge the BMX bike tanks circling the area successfully. We started watching The Last Dragon which only further regressed Lisa. Recalling I had a date with my neighbor, I quickly left before the youth gang upgraded to "your mom" artillery and finished off the evening safe at home playing "Guitar Hero Smash Hits" with said neighbor. I can assure anyone the game is far from a smash hit.

Ever wonder how many social bookmarking sites are out there? Here's every one I could find that allows for quick-linking. I'm curious if any one of them turn a profit, or even break even. I expect links from all of them by tonight. Get to it!

User Comments for 08-25-2009:

You...are a crackhead. E1

Where's the Farmtown icon? Stavos

I wonder... is anyone truly THAT social?? Excelcier

How do I share you with Facey's mom? MorlockPrime

Someone has way to much time on their hands and probably should be doing something, say, more productive with their time, e.g. mowing the lawn, buying their wife flowers etc. Candy

That's it i'm banning Candy from this site! Stavos

If you only had the power! Besides if you did that you still have to live with me after, and I wouldn't make you very happy!! Candy

Since you don't have a valid twitter account the whole post is crap! Keith

Saddly he does :( Stavos

I have a twitter account to, but don't remember joining. huh Candy

Twitter is gay. Jenny

That is an insane list of crap. Seriously, you have too much time on your hands.... Jenny

Quit twittering around! Excelcier

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