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Rating: 3.46 - Link to this Article 09-01-2009 Beware Throwers and Catchers View Webcam for 09-01-2009 13 COMMENTS
Best gay frisbee throw ever! With our plans for disc golf cancelled, my neighbor and I decided it was time to scare the neighborhood and play frisbee in the front yard at 7:30pm. Our attempts to break each others windows never succeeded, and we were interrupted by both an out of control Morlock and a cop turning around on our street (we both ran as fast as we could on seeing the cop, but he didn't chase us as we'd hoped. The Morlock did.) Fairly certain my fabulously gay throws and catches were the cause of both the morlock and police interventions we called it off for the night with a net gain of +5 on suspicion of gay.
User Comments for 09-01-2009:
But what did your gay neighbors think of the entertainment? I'm sure it was the old couple that lives east of your house that called the cops.
Stavos
Followed by a weird looking stray animal in the enterance of your driveway making a quick curtain call at 7:55pm. Yes, offically rating a "Lame" to match you +5 on the gay-o-meter.
Excelcier
That's no stray animal that's the Morlock stalking chicks for food in his daylight appearance, a rare find indeed, never seen on film this is history in the making folks!
Stavos
Silly humans. That wasn't me. That was one of my minions. I understand how a Canadian and a senator wouldn't understand such things though.
MorlockPrime
Next he'll be telling us he can mate with females, and we all know Morlocks are asexual.
Stavos
Well mate, yes. Reproducing on the other hand is another story.
MorlockPrime
I bet the gay neighbors across the street pulled their living room couch around to face the window and your lovely gay game a frisbee, with a bucket of popcorn and enjoyed the one on one game!! I bet they had some interesting dreams!!
Candy
I Bet they had sex while they watched!
MorlockPrime
And on that happy note, I just threw up in my mouth from the mental images... someone get me a napkin and water, quick! lol
Excelcier
Aww can't handle it huh?? lol
Candy
Hahaha.. nope! lol
Excelcier
I bet there was a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket. (Sorry... I had to go there...)
Duane
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
CANDY

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