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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-03-2009 Guitar Hero 5 View Webcam for 09-03-2009 2 COMMENTS
Guitar Hero 5 Upon obtaining Guitar Hero 5 lastnight and enjoying the new features (like non-stop drop-in/out party play) I decided to debut it at work today. Our lunch hour was then spent with plastic instruments, cafeteria food, and as much "Ring of Fire" as we could stomach. Not satisifed with the short experience, I paid Keith and Marco (and Lindsay #2) to attend an extended session at my house where Lisa and Robbie gladly subbed in for the Senator who decided he (or his avatar) was too good for our party. Marco and Keith left 100 achievement points richer while Robbie and I jammed on with Jaged till the end of the night.
User Comments for 09-03-2009:
Lindsay #2? Did keith clone her? Ughhh I can't handle more Schwartz' running around!
Stavos
at least I'm not the shortest anymore!! Whoo Whoo
CANDY

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-02-2009 Ineffective Morlock View Webcam for 09-02-2009 2 COMMENTS
Upset I couldn't play any frisgay tonight on account of a Jesus picnic with Lisa, Robbie left a forlorn look on my gnome cam at 7:45 today. If the Morlock ran his sirens once in awhile instead of doing P90X all day maybe he wouldn't have had to suffer through such a withdrawal. The Morlocks return has done nothing for Eloi population control, and we are clearly more bored than ever. Down with P90X!
Forlorn Neighbor
User Comments for 09-02-2009:
So you ended up cancelling after all the peer pressure you gave me today. BTW Robbie looks like a druggie. Does he read this? (Oh ya he's not a computer guy, few i'm safe. I would have had to relay on the morlock to protect me and i'm fresh out of human meat.)
Stavos
WHAT A STONER!!
Candy

Rating: 3.46 - Link to this Article 09-01-2009 Beware Throwers and Catchers View Webcam for 09-01-2009 13 COMMENTS
Best gay frisbee throw ever! With our plans for disc golf cancelled, my neighbor and I decided it was time to scare the neighborhood and play frisbee in the front yard at 7:30pm. Our attempts to break each others windows never succeeded, and we were interrupted by both an out of control Morlock and a cop turning around on our street (we both ran as fast as we could on seeing the cop, but he didn't chase us as we'd hoped. The Morlock did.) Fairly certain my fabulously gay throws and catches were the cause of both the morlock and police interventions we called it off for the night with a net gain of +5 on suspicion of gay.
User Comments for 09-01-2009:
But what did your gay neighbors think of the entertainment? I'm sure it was the old couple that lives east of your house that called the cops.
Stavos
Followed by a weird looking stray animal in the enterance of your driveway making a quick curtain call at 7:55pm. Yes, offically rating a "Lame" to match you +5 on the gay-o-meter.
Excelcier
That's no stray animal that's the Morlock stalking chicks for food in his daylight appearance, a rare find indeed, never seen on film this is history in the making folks!
Stavos
Silly humans. That wasn't me. That was one of my minions. I understand how a Canadian and a senator wouldn't understand such things though.
MorlockPrime
Next he'll be telling us he can mate with females, and we all know Morlocks are asexual.
Stavos
Well mate, yes. Reproducing on the other hand is another story.
MorlockPrime
I bet the gay neighbors across the street pulled their living room couch around to face the window and your lovely gay game a frisbee, with a bucket of popcorn and enjoyed the one on one game!! I bet they had some interesting dreams!!
Candy
I Bet they had sex while they watched!
MorlockPrime
And on that happy note, I just threw up in my mouth from the mental images... someone get me a napkin and water, quick! lol
Excelcier
Aww can't handle it huh?? lol
Candy
Hahaha.. nope! lol
Excelcier
I bet there was a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket. (Sorry... I had to go there...)
Duane
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
CANDY

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 08-31-2009 Redford Adventure View Webcam for 08-31-2009 3 COMMENTS
After a full day of GameCube From Home, Lisa was ready to visit the Kelleys kitten at their recently cleaned and listed for sale residence. Not satisfied with one Redford slum property, I toured their newly listed house with an eye for how many renters I could cram in the cabinets. We decided on a trip to Fat Cats for reflection, sent off by Redfords finest youth gang shouting obscenities loudly. Upon arrival we learned Lisa had regressed to age 4; probably due to the shock of entering Redford, and the sugar from the ice cream didn't help. We returned to the Kelleys where the youth gang had escalated into a street war, but were able to dodge the BMX bike tanks circling the area successfully. We started watching The Last Dragon which only further regressed Lisa. Recalling I had a date with my neighbor, I quickly left before the youth gang upgraded to "your mom" artillery and finished off the evening safe at home playing "Guitar Hero Smash Hits" with said neighbor. I can assure anyone the game is far from a smash hit.
User Comments for 08-31-2009:
Don't forget the bird calling truck man!!
Candy
Just a typical day to us living in Reford. You made it sound way more entertaining then it really was.
Stavos
Somehow I found this entire blog disturbing...
Excelcier

Rating: 2.85 - Link to this Article 08-25-2009 Social Network Link Me! View Webcam for 08-25-2009 13 COMMENTS
Ever wonder how many social bookmarking sites are out there? Here's every one I could find that allows for quick-linking. I'm curious if any one of them turn a profit, or even break even. I expect links from all of them by tonight. Get to it!
Rating: 2.67 - Link to this Article 08-20-2009 You're In The Movies View Webcam for 08-20-2009 6 COMMENTS
You're In The MoviesMy addiction to Xbox gamerscore leads me down some questionable roads when it comes to gaming, but by far the oddest yet (barely ahead of My Horse & Me 2) is You’re In The Movies. The game was big news at last years E3 but since then has been relegated to the bargain bin of the few places that still carry it. Fortunately I found it used for $15 which is a steal for the 1,000 points locked inside. The crowning achievement with Lisa and the Senator should give you more than enough footage to understand how low I'm willing to go.
User Comments for 08-20-2009:
It's very Pre-natal, post anything PS3 and the end result was a 1 min trailer that took us 45mins to act out, and not related to any of the actions we did along the way.
Stavos
I thought the video was extremely funny! But why was Lisa's image so large? lol Too bad I missed it last night!
Candy
I'm wishing I kept my mouth shut the other night about seeing what the game was all about, why didn't someone stuff my mouth with a sock, put duct tape over it and then shoot me in the head execution style?
Candy
Way to many horror movies about easy to predict plots, extensive rape scenes, and annoying girlfriends with a large chin for you! For now on we're sticking to Disney... Oh wait that's the same!
Stavos
hmmm.. must think of a comment
Jenny
nope, sorry. Can't think of a good one. This whole thing was just.. odd for me. yup.
Jenny

Rating: 3.33 - Link to this Article 08-18-2009 Adventures in Mobile Device Upgrades View Webcam for 08-18-2009 6 COMMENTS
Blackberry Curve 8330 With my 2006 era Blackberry 8703e randomly rebooting, I decided it was time to re-enter the modern world. As an anti iPhone supporter, aware of the subliminal messaging broadcast to its users, I knew it was something I definitely did not want. After derailing the iPhone train and sneaking out the emergency exit past the Apple enforcer drones, I found myself disoriented in a dark sewer. Various shady characters cautiously approached claiming to have the perfect iPhone killer that would suit all my underground needs. I fought past them to a barrel fire where a man with no legs was warming his hands. The iPhone train had recovered at this point and was resuming its trip down the line, causing the iPhone killer crowd to scatter back to their hiding places. The legless man did not move, perhaps because he had no legs but I like to think it was because he knew he had the right phone for me. Out of his jacket came a Blackberry Curve 8330 from 2008, a full 2 year advance over my old phone. The camera, Bluetooth stereo, Bluetooth dial up networking, satellite based GPS and mini sd card were all new to me, but he assured me it was nothing cutting edge. His initial price of 120 imperial credits was quickly reduced to 80 after I pulled a knife on the poor soul. We both knew it was discarded by one of the many iPhone converts and he had probably just picked it up off the street. He held no grudge after I put the knife away; it's just how business is done outside the Apple store. I found a new understanding of the world in the sewer that night, but more importantly I found my new phone.
User Comments for 08-18-2009:
So no iPhone I take it? and this man that sold you the Blackberry have wooden legs and arms like the sea capt. on Family guy? Because I find it hard to believe he can actually use a phone.
Stavos
Go Brad!!
R1OT
What you missed Brad is that the old legless man was warming his hand by the nice warm fire application apple offers for iphone users! So technically even though you hate iphone you still conversed with an iphone user who was too selfish to sell you his more important phone!
Candy
BTW - You can use an iPhone with your PC. Get with the times, you get 50 achievement points for each app store download, too.
Duane
In that case I have 1750 achievement points then!
Stavos
I'd like an Iphone.
Jenny

Rating: 3.8 - Link to this Article 08-17-2009 Work Lunch View Webcam for 08-17-2009 5 COMMENTS
Work Lunch Fresh off the Dream Cruise this past weekend, our recently acquired company vehicle was requisitioned for a work lunch today. Although hideous from the outside, the Flex has a lot of room on the inside, and of course I was able to sync my phone and blast Suzy Q to unsuspecting co workers. Lisa, who just recently was able to stop talking about all the features of my new phone, now has something fresh to talk about.
User Comments for 08-17-2009:
So F@thead fires dozens of employee's and buys a 40k car for 1 day? Brilliant!
Stavos
Too bab Brad's f@t head wasn't used for decals instead! Oops not meaning you have a fat head or anything Brad. Take it as you will!
Candy
We didn't buy it -- it goes back in 2 weeks and the graphics peel right off for a "back to stock" look...
E1
F@thead!!!!
Stavos
Back to stock look? what's up with that? What was the whole point then? Although, it would be very interesting to see all those people crammed into the very stylish Ford Flex.
Jenny

Rating: 3.8 - Link to this Article 08-13-2009 Windows 7 Custom Device Icons View Webcam for 08-13-2009 5 COMMENTS
G5 Mouse Flipping through the control panel screens in my recently loaded Windows 7 machine, I noticed instead of a standard mouse icon, there was a photo of my actual mouse. My other devices weren't customized but one was enough to leave an impression. Yeah it's not a hard thing to do, but taking the time to create an image catalog to match up with devices impressed me. I'm sure it's not the only OS to do this, but for the first time a computer I own does. Small steps.
User Comments for 08-13-2009:
I thought this was a Bluetooth only thing in Win7. Ya always saw that in the Beta and thought heh cool bluetooth can render images of said device, via Bluetooth scanning eyes that I can only imagine would be blue, apparently it’s just windows 7, I’m so naive
Stavos
silly stavos...
R1OT
At least I wasn't the one to tell you that...the naive part anyway!
Candy
my mouse is prettier than yours!! lol
Candy
Why do you yell so much? Every comment ends with !!!
R1OT

Rating: 3.6 - Link to this Article 08-10-2009 Power Outage View Webcam for 08-10-2009 10 COMMENTS
With last nights high wind storm, my power naturally went out at 9:20pm and remained out till 11:00am today. Almost 13 hours to fix the same break that happens every time the equivalent of a squirrel sneeze blows through the neighborhood. Meanwhile Redford, known for constant outages when I lived there, now now has reliable power. Perhaps the problem is actually my electric personality overloading whatever grid I'm living on. At least my generator gets a regular workout, preventing the need for monthly maintenance runs.
User Comments for 08-10-2009:
You should have a script tied into your weather application that’s connected to your circuit breaker so anytime the wind exceeds 8mph or it precipitates, or anything besides a calm sunny day it shuts your power off. That way it will increase the life on your electronics.
Stavos
Thank you for using the Brighton Power Grid Simulator. We appreciate your continued patronage. Have a nice day.
Duane
Your server is substandard... I'm dissapointed in your lack of technological backup,
Excelcier
I told him he needs a lighting rod with a way to store the power from the lighting strikes which could power his house for months. Instead he went with the HomeStatus thing so he know's when Lisa leaves the doors open.
Stavos
Brilliant decision on his part...
Excelcier
oops sorry Brad, now I know where I left my bag of peanuts!!
Candy
HAHAHA!! bag of peanuts *snort*
Jenny
Just out of mild curiosity, i'd like to know what exactly is the equivalent of a squirrel sneeze. Because, I can think of several factors that would in fact change the velocity, of said sneeze.
Jenny
I don't get the "peanut" joke. Am I the only one?
Stavos
Lisa's sneezing might factor in as well!
Candy

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