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Microsoft just released their Robotics Studio for free (for non-commercial applications). Once I get my $40,000 robot I plan to program it to randomly spank or hump Lisa, freeing me from this repetitive task. Jeffords claims he already knew about this and that it will also program the new Lego Mindstorms, but I'm not going to trust a budget robotics kit with this critical task. I know you're already asking yourself how you can get a copy of the program for your significant other, but that would cross over into a commercial application and I can't afford the $399 price of the commercial version. Sorry.