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Today was (unofficially) Lisafest 2006. Lisafest refers to Lisa#2, a girl in my car club and not Lisa#1, my mad scientist girlfriend who genetically modifies fetuses for pending global domination. An unprecedented 16 Cougars showed up for the meet, almost a full fourth of the total that attended Cougarfest. A bad battery connection and a flat tire didn't keep John, BBox and I from arriving with 4lbs of corn and 5lbs of meat which were quickly consumed. Modifications included destruction and reconstruction of my subwoofer enclosure to fit better in my trunk, an entire suspension swap, a cold air intake, various headlight/taillight modifications (flashers, euro auto-levelers, harness hack), and various interior repairs. Today also marked the addition of mini Cougar fights to meet activities. Afterwards the Ohio and Illinois people returned to Beta for a showing of Grandma's Boy, a movie I highly recommend. An important ingredient for great comedy is to include an African tribesmen and various African animals in the list of characters.