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Lisa and I arrived home tonight, and unbeknowest to us an owl was waiting for our garage to open. He quickly took up residence in the rafters, judging us from above and stating in no uncertain terms he was planning to stay. I immediately pumped up Lila about the owl in the garage, and took her out to meet this dangerous wild animal. Despite her best efforts, Lila was unable to make enough noise to get the owl to peck her eyes out and left with what I'm sure will be a life long impression.