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After almost 2 months of digging through recycle bins at work like a homeless person, and over $75 worth of Doritos I finally got the email of success regarding my winning auction of an Xbox One from the Mountain Dew / Doritos contest. Why would I need another Xbox One after celebrating my launch edition so thoroughly? eBay of course, you fool! Also, my easy access to Mountain Dew caps made this investment almost a requirement. With a retail price of $499, I'll take my $429 profit to the bank, laughing at everyone who gave me dirty looks as I dug through the recycle bins. The possibility of winning a second one via the Dec 5th Sweepstakes still has me all hot and bothered ABOVE AND BEYOND my current titilation of winning an auction.