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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-10-2008 Relationships View Webcam for 05-10-2008 4 COMMENTS
Relationships Tomtom passed this to me at work today and I couldn't stop laughing. It's a pretty accurate timeline of a relationship, and something we all aspire to follow. I just hope I have a few more years before pregtember.
User Comments for 05-10-2008:
Nope, I think lisa is already showing. So help me god, if you name your kid brad jr. I will end up just to save him from a life of suck.
MorlockPrime
except 52% will not make it past the 2nd house.
Stavos
I'm waiting for the consols to capatolize on this and make "Relationship the Game" then there can be sequals like "Realtionship 2 -The Ex and the New Wife"
R1OT
I prefer Relationship 1.5 "the Mistress" and dislike Relationship 1.8 Extended Edition "Caught in the act" which quickly was patched to version 1.9 that gave yout he option to jump out the window. The patch made a lot of men happy playing that game.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-09-2008 Super Lisa Day! View Webcam for 05-09-2008 2 COMMENTS
Mower After telling Lisa we could leave early for Cleveland if she got the yard mowed, I now have physical proof she mowed the yard at least once in her life. She managed to do the entire backyard and half of the front before finally pooping out and resorting back to watching television, her default functional mode. Takeaways from her experience include "this mower fucking sucks" and "the cord is such a pain in the ass" and a sore thumb from compensating for the bad safety switch connection on the mower. Unfortunately my motorcycle battery decided to die today as well. Despite her recent physical exertion, she was still able to drive to Rite Aid (as far as I had been able to make it) and deliver me an emergency battery pack to limp my motorcycle the rest of the way home. That's why today is Super Lisa day! After all the excitement she was too tired to leave for Cleveland, but I did promise her a new motorcycle battery and a new cordless mower to help her out on next Super Lisa day.
User Comments for 05-09-2008:
Lisa is married to Lloyd. Vis-a-vis, everyday is Super Lisa Day.
MorlockPrime
That's amazing. When are you going to write an article to show us how to get our wives to mow the lawn.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-08-2008 Xbox 360: HDMI vs. Component View Webcam for 05-08-2008 1 COMMENT
With Whineyho debating on purchasing an HDMI capable Xbox 360 to replace his component only version, the time was ripe for me to generate multi-megabyte photos comparing Component and HDMI video outputs. Using his 60" Sanyo 1080p DLP TV, we hooked up his Component Xbox and my HDMI Xbox and logged out of our Xbox Live accounts (to get the generic dashboard screens). Below is the results which was definitely less than spectacular. The only noticeable difference between the two is the HDMI was slightly brighter, and 2 inches from the TV you could see analog noise on the component, which was impossible to tell even a foot away from the screen. The day after completing the test, EternalOne mentioned motion comparison would have been a better idea, and he's right, but I'm too lazy to do it over so I'll leave that for someone with more time than me. As for the still scenes, we couldn't tell any appreciable difference.
HDMI Green Orange Purple Blue Red Map Bowling
Comp Green Orange Purple Blue Red Map Bowling
User Comments for 05-08-2008:
if ony you weren't so lazy I could feel like reading this was worth my time. For shame lloyd!
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-07-2008 Captain George's Part 2 View Webcam for 05-07-2008 4 COMMENTS
After the initial report on Captain George's Ice Cream and Middle Eastern Restaurant, Duane and I decided to make a follow up visit today. It looked just as freaky on the outside as I had remembered, but the inside was more strange than freaky. The strangest by far was a waterfall on the porch. They have a $7.95 special which yielded a lot of really good mediterranean food. So much so we didn't even have room for ice cream. I've downgraded my rating from pedophilic to strange with really good food. We spent the remainder of the lunch hour listening to a really bad KITT GPS voice and making pirate jokes involving sexual innuendos.
User Comments for 05-07-2008:
Hmmm, I'll go next time!
juggernaut
I'm offically freaked
Stavos
Did you get the free physical they offer with every visit?
MorlockPrime
Yarrr... in case you misunderstood... I be talkin' 'bout me weiner... yaaarrrrr.
Pirate Pete

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-04-2008 Detroit SCCA Season Opener View Webcam for 05-04-2008 5 COMMENTS
AutoX The Detroit SCCA Season Opener was today and aside from a sunburn that left me looking like a racoon it went quite well. Thanks to Stavos and Lisa I have just enough vanity photos of my car to last me to the next event. Results aren't yet posted, but while I'm sure I placed close to last (if not dead last) in my class, I managed to reduce my time each run as I slowly remembered how to negotiate turns properly again. The typical boredom between heats was alleviated by first Lisa then Stavos who both came to visit making the day go by alot quicker. Now that I worked out the cobwebs I'm ready to move up to second to last.
UPDATE:
Results finally posted, looks like I didn't do as well as I'd hoped. Also more photos with cars other than mine.
User Comments for 05-04-2008:
It was a lot of fun, I really enjoyed watching the go-karts and neons spinning out at the same point every time. I ran home and played marioKart on the wii afterwards.
Stavos
I just didn't think the cougay could get any....well....gayer. I was wrong.
MorlockPrime
Yeah atleast they're not the number one sold chick car like the Jetta or anything... opss mistell
Stavos
So what corprate sponsership now? Whats the perks? Free gas?!
R1OT
Glad you get to go out and enjoy your car again.
Excelcier

Stavos, Tammy and Lisa began the transformation from barn to high tech computer gaming facility in preparation for the Barn LAN. After Transformation, and a short delay involving my failure to bridge wireless and wired networks, a low turnout proved to only slightly reduce the level of nerd-joy. However, a BBQ and Quake III shenanigans boosted it back up to acceptable levels.
User Comments for 05-03-2008:
Size doesn't matter as long as you have Quake III, atleast that's what Tammys tells me.
Stavos
It's good to see you animals have been put back in the barn where you belong.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-01-2008 Best Buy Shenanigans View Webcam for 05-01-2008 5 COMMENTS
My bicycle helmet wound up next to Dan on our way to Best Buy today, which gave him an idea for a dare. Once the dare was given, I was clear to engage in shenanigans with him and Tigerbomb at the expense of Best Buy employees and customers. Tigerbomb noticed the soulless employees had no reaction to the spectacle, or perhaps I just wasn't all that strange to them, but the customers made every effort to avoid eye contact at all times. At checkout I stood uncomfortably close to Tiger which silenced the cashier who had no idea that I knew him. I could almost hear the cashier panicking about what the guy in the bicycle helmet was going to do next.
User Comments for 05-01-2008:
LMAO Tigerbomb looks like a Best buy employee escorting the retarded Brad out of the store, man you really need to video tape this next time.
Stavos
I thought that's how you usually went to Best Buy...?
brian
Done in a true Lloyd fashion. I commend you.
Excelcier
Now i'd like to see it done wearing your motor cycle helmet.
MorlockPrime
Or better yet a Circuit City shirt.
R1OT

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-30-2008 Gas Quality View Webcam for 04-30-2008 6 COMMENTS
Pipeline Flow After hearing about how Speedway or Citgo gas stations have crappy gas one too many times, I decided to rant about how gas gets from incoming crude oil tankers to the gas pump. I found a great article describing the process, which confirms all gas to all Michigan stations flow out of the same pipeline. The only differences are what additives each company adds to the gas before it gets to your tank. Stations that only put the minimum detergent additives required by law into their gas are still feeding you the exact same base gasoline that every other station provides. So while your fuel system may not be cleaned as well by lower cost gasolines, your engine is still running on the same fuel no matter where you fill up. Adding a $10 fuel cleaner bottle once a month will get you the same end result as high additive gas for possibly less cost. This shouldn't be confused with octane of course, which is dictated by your vehicle. Putting 93 octane in a car that requires 87 is just wasting money (and gas) as your engine won't be able to take advantage of the higher compression the higher octane allows for. With that my rant is complete.
User Comments for 04-30-2008:
Yup this was also on Modern Marvels on the Discovery channel. In fact the special additives have very little effect on your vehicle. And if you don’t agree then you’re the same as the email scam people who think avoiding a certain gas station on a certain day to make them loose money actually works. stop your ignorance and quit buying Hummers! k done.
Stavos
I will continue to drive my 4x4, 5.7L Yukon, with big wheels, and extra stereo weight...as hard as possible, getting 10 gallons to the mile... :P
E1
Lesson learned oh great one!
juggernaut
That is great research oh great god of frustration. I am now more educated. Thanks
Excelcier
Trying to educate a Canadian is like trying to polish a turd. You just don't get anywhere.
MorlockPrime
"Premium" fuel at Speedway is only 92 octane which can cause knocking in forced induction cars that require high octane fuel... unless you reset the ecu to allow the engine to relearn A/F ratios and loose hp as a result. One of the additives in fuel is ethanol. Ethanol has a higher combustion temperature than gasoline. The more ethanol in the fuel, the higher the total combustion temp. In high boost setups, the last thing you want is higher EGTs. Sure, it's the same fuel from the pipeline, but the gas you buy at Speedway (don't know about Citgo) is crap because they add so much ethanol.
Duane

Oh Mamma Wondering what do to on the first 80° day of the year in Michigan? Have your wife wash your car in her bikini of course! Sorry, no closeups, that was reserved exclusively for me.
User Comments for 04-25-2008:
Correction reserved for you and the gay guys across the street.
Stavos
Actually that looks like brad in a bikini washing his car. I can see the shine off his head
Stavos
Has the neighborhood association politely asked you to never do that again yet?
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-24-2008 PHPBB Upgrade to 3.0.1 View Webcam for 04-24-2008 4 COMMENTS
PHPBB With the announced retirement of phpBB 2.0, I decided it was time to upgrade the forums to the new 3.0 version. This new version has built-in protection against spambots and a bunch of other cool features that Stavos will most certainly exploit. You can also blame him for the crappy appearance until he gets a better theme uploaded and applied.
User Comments for 04-24-2008:
So this is like the 20th re-opening of the forums and be the 2nd redesign of the skin w00t! Time to get 3.0
Stavos
And yet I feel no better about life.
MorlockPrime
Haven't you melted yet in the "dry" heat
Brad's Server
So when are you going to upgrade to a real forum, one with plugins that don't require core mods? :P SMF, vBulletin, something other then phpBB...
E1

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