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Yesterday two of my neighbors decided to collect sticks from their yards, bundle them up and put them by the curb. Trash night isn't till Friday so Lisa and I took this to mean they wanted us to have a loud and obnoxious bonfire. After playing trashman and collecting the bundles, preparation was complete. A call tonight to Morlock Prime and Mark ensured the obnoxious requirement would be fulfilled. Two Growlers of beer later the loud requirement was also met. Disappointed by the lack of police intervention, we called it a night.
User Comments for 03-27-2006:
and yet I recieve the SMS 12 hours later, my house is a wireless blackhole
Stavos
I feel left out... sniff...
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-25-2006 Trip to Cleveland View Webcam for 03-25-2006 5 COMMENTS
Over the weekend I was in Cleveland visiting Lisa's parents. It was a very educational trip, proving that despite it's flatness, Ohio has many great things to offer, such as Quaker Steak and Lube which I was convinced was an oil change place until we sat down to eat. We also stopped at Lisa's old work, Nasa's Glen Research Center, and a radioactive power plant to name a few. Lisa did a good job putting up with me but took it out on her cat.
User Comments for 03-25-2006:
Wow, this is getting serious with you meeting the parents. Is her mom hot?
TheElder
HAHAHAHA!!! Not as hot as Hot KARL!
Excelcier
What church do you go to!
Lisa's Dad
I go to the church of Athiests are us
Brother Excelcier
Scientology is the key to EVERYTHING! Except they haven't told me what my sexual preference is yet...
Tom Cruise

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-18-2006 600hp Mustang Terminator Ride View Webcam for 03-18-2006 5 COMMENTS
Today I went to Leo's house to take apart, check, then regrease my Cougar halfshafts and found this sitting in his driveway. No sooner do I get out of my truck then he asks if I want to go for a ride, to which of course I reply with "Hell yeah!" Inside it looks just like a regular Mustang Cobra, except it has a 5-speed instead of the standard 6. Once we get out on the open road he punches it and the boost gauge pegs at 21 psi while I get light headed (and he misses third). Obviously not a stock Cobra. I open the glove box and see it's registered as the Mustang Terminator Coupe, and find out it has over 600hp to the wheels. Leo is fortunate enough to be working on a part for the car so he got to drive it around for the weekend. We took off a layer of rubber and returned to the shop for my halfshaft work which quickly required another ride in the 600hp parts-getter for halfshaft clamps. The engine was quite impressive with the entire upper-end of the V8 rebuilt to handle the high boost. Even though breaking the tires free in 4th gear is cool, I'm sticking with my slightly safer front wheel drive car that doesn't spinout at the tap of the gas. Here's a front seat ride.
User Comments for 03-18-2006:
Nice!
Brian
I'M SEEING BLUE! AHHH!
Stavos
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tim
Tim it says that photo is gone. Try posting the link in the Atomic forums. Or use brads upload center or mine.
Stavos
Yeah Tim! Come on now!
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-16-2006 Sucked Back Into MMORPG View Webcam for 03-16-2006 1 COMMENT
Eve OnlineFree from the clutches of MMORPG for less than 4 months I am again sucked back into the time void that is Eve Online. This time the blame lies squarely on a co-worker who is more obsessed with the game than the original people who got me into it. Morlock Prime and another co-worker have also been sucked in, assuring my stay here will be more than temporary. Having advanced from mining operations to blowing stuff up as my primary income in the game it's also become more interesting, making it that much more difficult to pull away. I've even considered taking advantage of the various auctions on eBay to feed my addiction (no doubt money generated by sweatshops in asian countries, all the more reason to support them). Hopefully the spring weather will save me this time and I can re-enter reality before summer starts.
User Comments for 03-16-2006:
I got my bike, as soon as the weather reaches 50F + were going offroading
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-09-2006 Upgrade to Netgear WPNT834 View Webcam for 03-09-2006 9 COMMENTS
With the same difficulties of running a network cable to my media machine that prompted me to buy my current wireless router, I've again decided to dabble in high speed wireless. This decision was a failure last time, but I've been bombarded with enough marketing double-speak to believe in the MIMO revolution and try again. My Xbox occasionally has trouble getting a fast enough connection to my media machine to stream my recorded TV; the adapter and router just can't communicate fast enough to bring me "The Office" without interruption. Enter the Netgear WPNT834 wireless router. I halved the advertised 240Mbps to 120Mbps, then halved it again to bring it to what is probably the actual consistent output. Did I mention marketing double-speak? This brings wireless close to actual wired ethernet speeds, and not surprisingly they mention this on the site. It's also confirmed in various "independent" reviews of the product so I was convinced enough to jump on it. The advantage of moving from Netgear to Netgear is the transfer of all my port forwards, wireless and dyndns settings is relatively easy, but still time consuming. After 30 minutes of copy/paste action I had the routers swapped and was enjoying a great light show. Unfortunately I won't be able to do a true test of wireless speed until I get the matching "240Mbps" wireless adapter for my media machine, but hopefully I'll get a little boost for now. Back when a power surge forced me to use the USB port on my cable modem, Ron noticed web pages loaded faster from this server, which led me to believe the routers firewall was slowing down packet transfers. Now that I have a much larger and heaver router (which we all knows translates to better) I'm hoping Ron will again compliment my server on it's blazing fast packet management (shh, don't tell him). My CoWorker mentioned that soothing blue translated to faster and better wireless speeds so I thought I'd share this revelation.
Wireless Party
Wireless Party
User Comments for 03-09-2006:
Uh oh... Ron found your comments! Your server is a varitable tower of speed ( for a turtle )! :-)
Excelcier
The blue makes it look faster
Stavos
OMG where's the Three Tailed wireless wonder comment! the TTWW!!!??
Stavos
First of all this is my first comment and that is when the mouse enters the comment textarea, remove the text that was in there. Why do I, the supier being have to highlight the text and remove it myself. Secondly, you forgot to mention where you bought this wonderful device as well as how much you cheated the vendor out of it in true Atomic fashion.
The Elder
I took the plunge on wireless networking too. I was pleased at the $40 price tag for the router and my new laptop came with wifi. Pretty cool.
tim
Hooray for JOSEPH! I'll stop by and secure it so those nerdy trailer folk don't hack into your porn. The mighty Elder has justified the existence of my blog. Price was $150 for the router, $40 of which I'll get back from John when he buys my old one (please buy it John!)
AtomicInternet
Heh, its MINE. I need a new router that I can actually get into and CONFIGURE, since my current router is b0rked.
E1
There are a couple of wifi connections in my area and they are all secure... i think. I have already secured my router so no trailer trash can look at my porn.
tim
just curious... do you bring your laptop with you when you sit on the porcelain throne?...
PuckPuck

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-05-2006 AutoRama and Monster Jam View Webcam for 03-05-2006 3 COMMENTS
On Friday Mark got free tickets to AutoRama which we wound up not needing thanks to a conveniently open door in the back of Cobo hall. There were a few good cars, but it didn't seem as exciting as the past two years. If I had paid to get in I probably would have felt ripped off. Of course, this is most likely because my car wasn't there which meant I had nothing to ramble on about the entire time. Then yesterday I went to my first Monster Jam with Jaird and it more than lived up to it's redneck reputation. Fortunately you don't have to be a redneck to enjoy it. Giant high horsepower trucks jumping over and on top of cars is fun for anyone, especially when they flip over or get wrecked. After deflowering my monster truck virginity I can confidently recommend it to everyone (at least once).
User Comments for 03-05-2006:
I hate rednecks
Grumpy Smurf
I thought the Autorama was pretty good this year.
Silvercup
Don't forget to remove the snap on mullet.
Chris

I started my credit card career with a card from NextCard when I was 19 because I could put a cool photo of a space shuttle on it. My dad told me that demons would descend from the sky and slit my throat if I ever failed to pay my full balance each month, and except for two occasions of extreme consumerism I always have (the demons were a challenge, but I defeated them both times). I quickly discovered that not only could I borrow the credit companies money FREE for a month, but they would also PAY me to borrow their money for a month (again, as long as I paid off the full balance each time). My cool space shuttle card quickly gave way to the first of many "cash back" cards that I now use religiously. A few months back my MasterCard statement included a $100 check of accumulated cashback which I promptly blew on automotive parts. Monday my AMEX rebate check for $187 arrived and I reluctantly spent it on stuff I actually needed. Flushing all my purchases through my credit cards does let the government track my every move (despite the aluminum hat) but I'm hooked on my cashback drug and I don't want to kick it!
User Comments for 03-03-2006:
So your saying credit cards are good? hahaha. I thankfully have 0 creditcards now and im still paying for my mistakes for an est 90 years! I love corp America. But I congratulate people that can beat the system without the temptation of just paying the minimum fee.
Stavos
I personally pay my credit cards in full every month. I am a credit debt paranoid person so I don't like to be in debt.
Excelcier
I wish someone would have taught me how bad debt was earlier. Its something I'll teach my kids. I hope to have everything paid off in the next year.
Tim
I hear armadillo hats work better than foil.
Duane

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-28-2006 Can't Stop Laughing View Webcam for 02-28-2006 1 COMMENT
The sheer stupidity makes this an all-time classic: Juggernaut Bitch
Juggernaut
User Comments for 02-28-2006:
Wow
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-26-2006 Cougar Transmission Completed View Webcam for 02-26-2006 2 COMMENTS
Today found me awake at 8:30am on my way to Leo's house to change the clutch on my Cougar motor. The transmission has been sitting in his garage since I dropped it off and he has since completed work on it. Surprisingly my clutch had very little wear and was still in good condition, but that didn't stop me from putting in the new SVT clutch and pressure plate. After changing the clutch I mated the now bulletproof transmission back up and had my engine/trans combo back in one piece again. A few hours after I arrived it was in my truck and I was headed home again with a very satisfying feeling despite the fact that it's still not in the car. I subsequently updated the photo album.
User Comments for 02-26-2006:
Where's all the Cougay freaks? usually you just have to say "cougar" and you have over 10 posts? day off?
Stavos
we all posted in the forum
saleen cougar

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-25-2006 Feb LAN Party View Webcam for 02-25-2006 9 COMMENTS
Today was yet another winter LAN party to break the boredom of winter. Even with several no-shows and an over 3-hour setup this one went quite well. The hardware highlight was definitely John's massive 30" monitor. My new Nvidia 7800 video card was too power hungry for even my new 500w power supply, which meant I had to declock it to 80% just to keep from rebooting. Consequently, Mark is now the proud new owner of my 7800 while I return to my less power-hungry 6800. I also had an opportunity to put my new Poweredge 2400 machine to the test and it handled the traffic quite well. Lisa not only got interested in the games, but provided teehee convulsions which put Ron on the floor, disabling him. Unfortunately nobody took the opportunity to pelt him with an airsoft gun.
LAN Party
User Comments for 02-25-2006:
Boooo ya! Says the Hiyyyeeeena
Excelcier
Its too bad my box and my mad skillz ruined you all. TEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Chris
mmmm 7800 with no power outages
saleen cougar
I always miss out on all the fun :(
Jenny
TEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
R1OT
Jenny needs to learn how to play games or keep getting left out. We need more girls in the game to kill.
Excelcier
very funny....
Jenny
Lisa startted getting some kills later on.
R1OT
Yeah when she wasn't convulsing or teheheing
Chris

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