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Archived News starting from 10-27-2004 and earlier

I have 4 Gmail invites left and everyone I talk to either has one or doesn't care for one. I was going to e-bay them but they're only going for $1 now and it's just not worth it. If you can demonstrate your worthiness I'll shoot one your way. Just email atomicinternet@gmail.com and tell me your entire family will be wiped out by the plauge if I don't send you a gmail invitation or something to that effect. Even Enorym loves Gmail, so you know it has to be good. He was quoted as saying "Oh my god, this is awesome!"

Today was the big move from my old house to my new one, henceforth referred to "Beta" and "Alpha" respectively. The entire Laura clan (Frank, Frank, Carolyn, Laura, Sam, and of course Missy) moved all my appliances and couches. I am also fortunate to have awesome friends, specifically Ron, Duane, Steve, Keith and Lindsay, Zack, Jaged and Lomar and Mrs. Lomar who also helped out. All this while my dad painted Alpha. I'm thorougly spoiled rotten. Alpha is by far larger than Beta, but I have so much crap I've almost filled it and I only have 85% of my stuff moved. I'm theorizing Beta has a molecular densifier that shrunk each item as it came in the door, returning to full size once it exited the house. My to do list is gigantic but fortunately winter is coming and I'm flat broke so my free time has nowhere else to go. I had a great time moving and I hope all aforementioned members of the moving parted enjoyed themselves as well. It was so much fun I think now I'll move back to Beta just for kicks!

While picking up a van for my moving day from his work, my father said "Let's go check out the GT". We drive over to the part of Wixom Assembly that is assembling the vehicle and when I walk in it's like something out of a movie. No less than 30 GT's were waiting for final inspection/delivery in the building. I quickly prevented myself from soiling my pants and started to inspect the one closest to me. Two coolant resevoirs (one for intercooler) and a giant roots charger greeted me in the rear. I introduced myself to them both and proceeded to meet the giant 315/40ZR19 rear tires. After much introduction my father informed me that I would be going on the pre-delivery test drive with a technician. Again I prevented a soilage and met the test driver who had driven them on a test track doing four wheel drifts around corners. The comment sheet for the test drive had a simple messsage: "Ford GT Test Loop: ~25 miles. Obey all traffic laws and be courteous" Unfortunately the first 10-15 miles the engine does not go into boost (for break-in) so the first few miles were spent watching everyone else stare at the car. After that the test driver informed me we were going to do a "hose blowoff test" at which point I experienced a gravity shift toward the rear and noticed the boost gauge instantly spring to 15+ psi from 3,000 RPM up to the 9,000 redline. We took some turns and returned to the plant, but at this point I required new pants so I thanked the driver and quickly exited the building. Almost ironically this was the one time I did not have my camera, so next time I head to the plant I will definatley be armed with photographic devices. Now if I can just sell both my houses I might be able to get one!

AtomicInternet: Holy crap
AtomicInternet: the entire www.georgewbush.com website is a slam against kerry
Internet Menace: yeah thats the point
AtomicInternet: When you run for president I want to be your campaign manager
AtomicInternet: and I won't slam anybody
AtomicInternet: I'll just deny whatever people accuse me of
AtomicInternet: I'll be a fresh new approach
Internet Menace: yeah me too
AtomicInternet: we'll get up there and say "Honest Joseph for President!"
AtomicInternet: then when we're in office we'll scam everybody out of a billion dollars and fly to our own island with the wives
Internet Menace: oh yeah!
AtomicInternet: there we'll build a super society of techno-freaks and colonize mars
AtomicInternet: It will be perfect
Internet Menace: i love the idea
AtomicInternet: http://www.georgewbush.com/calculator/Default.aspx
AtomicInternet: Geroge W Bush doesn't recognize that Mercury made a Cougar in 1999
AtomicInternet: I'm not voting for him
Internet Menace: what are you talking about?
Internet Menace: what is your weekly millage
Internet Menace: you have to select Lincoln-Mercury
AtomicInternet: Lincoln-Mercury?
AtomicInternet: Those Jerks!
AtomicInternet: OK I'll vote for him
AtomicInternet: you saved GW a vote joseph
Internet Menace: YAY!
Internet Menace: thanks!
Internet Menace: He's a good man Brad
Internet Menace: just like you

User Comments for 10-21-2004:

Good conversation. tim

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