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BlogMy increased activity and attention toward my house was bound to bring attention from someone, and that someone was a contractor working for my neighbor. He did the standard sales pitch of "anything you need help with" which I rejected out of habit before remembering my shrubs had not been trimmed since I moved in. Sensing a sucker, I offered him $40 to trim them up and make them look sell able. Surprisingly, this guy
did an unbelievable job most likely knowing I'd gladly tip him an additional $20 for making it look professional. I now have to question my standard "no thanks" response when I get solicited by contractor folk, they aren't as hateful of life as Carney folk.
With the move to South Carolina looming, it was time to clear out my house of unnecessary crap. If it were up to me, I'd simply toss/sell anything that wasn't electronic, but Lisa feels we need additional crap. Fortunately, my crap is excluded from her requirements so two
bagsters were purchased from Home Depot and setup in my driveway. Over the next few days I filled both bags with 10 years of accumulated junk and old furniture then setup the pickup time. At 6 a.m. I was awaken and informed that placing them on the driveway meant I had to sign a waiver for any damage the truck did during pickup. Half asleep, I gladly signed and began taking
photos of the whole process immediately. The $200 total cost of the entire process was well worth the entertainment and debris removal, considering the cost of a standard dumpster is upwards of $500. I can't recommend it enough.
Today we were cordially required to attend a "Tranny Race" presented by a radio show to advertise our products while on air. I'm not sure how a radio show benefits from showing product, but I'm not a marketer so I went along with it. I'm also not one to complain about getting an hour outside during work. After filling up on free coffee, and being told the complementary massage chair was full, I decided it was time to
get a photo with two trannies. As you can tell, the guy on the right was impressed, as were my co-workers who regarded me with both respect and hesitation for the remainder of the day.
I spotted the carnival on my way to work and was determined to bring Lila, who is now almost 3 inches over the 42" minimum height requirement. Last year she was only allowed 2 rides in the whole thing which of course prompted a tantrum when I took her home. This year only 2 rides were off limits and I made sure she rode every single one. Lucy didn't seem to mind missing out as she was fully occupied chewing on a straw and laughing at Lila. The carney folk were strangely upbeat which I attributed to it just opening. I found myself surprised when they talked to Lila but maybe I'm just a cynical pesimist and this is the normal carnival experience.
The bright side of Lisa's grandma passing is that every cousin Lila knows arrives for the funeral. As an Xbox fanboy, it's my duty to bring the Xbox One to all events containing children, including funerals which is totally inappropriate and therefore exactly what I did. Farming achievements with children at a funeral may be the lowest thing I've ever done, but fortunately the parents thought it was a great idea and I was not banished from the state. Lila and Lucy entertained as well and judging by the amount of sleep they had also enjoyed themselves thoroughly
Knowing my grandma won't be around forever, I was determined to visit her one more time so she could meet Lucy. Despite the alternator failing on the car, then Lisa forgetting documents she needed while the car was locked in the dealership, then raging tornados across our route we managed to and enjoy 2 solid days of grandma time. That's when Lisa found out her grandma had just passed and off we went to the funeral. While Lila proved to be too toddler for my grandma to handle, I was thrilled Lucy brought the same smile to her face as everyone else who holds her.
After my
colossal SpaceX fail, Lisa and I made a pact that we would move somewhere warm after Lucys 1st birthday. The preceding
mega vacation had Charleston, South Carolina as the front runner on account of Lisas aunt and cousins who lived there. While Florida is still my top pick, I said I would take anywhere that has the ocean, palm trees and no snow. Since Charleston fits all requirements I'm ready to relocate. With Lucys birthday in less than 6 months, we decided to scout our future home. After looking at over 20 houses we put $500 down on new construction scheduled to be completed in late October. With that, we were locked into Charleston as our new home. Hopefully my job allows work from home, or I find something equally enjoyable since for the first time in my I don't have a definite financial plan. It's exciting and terrifying, but I know come November I'll be glad we did it.
Easter at Lisas parents involved coloring easter eggs, blowing bubbles in the yard, visiting cousins and of course an easter egg hunt. Lila started pulling her own weight this year by helping Pa pick up dog poop and nailing down some warped boards on the deck. She also got to visit an upper class playground complete with snooty kids to which Lila promptly pooped herself into oblivion and saturated the car seat. Lila also learned how to become a pool shark before we made a stop at the fish conservatory and finished the visit with an ice cream social.
Today Windows Phone 8.1
released for developer preview and I immediately upgraded. I was happy to discover The "Siri Killer" assistant Cortana is equally capable in doing text-to-speech as the old system, which is all I previously used. The notification center is yet another new feature I don't really need on account of live tiles, but the central location to find alerts is handy, and the quick toggle buttons at the top are nice for bluetooth/wifi battery savings. Project my screen is so far my favorite new feature, displaying my phone on my projector for mobile games feels excessive, but I'm worth it! The Wi-Fi Sense feature caught me off guard when I connected to a hotel network and it started accepting the agreement. I was convinced Steve had hacked into my phone and was downgrading me to iOS but then the internet connection completed and I remembered it was a feature. Amazingly, the upgrade seems to have
increased the benchmark score significantly.
UPDATE:
Looks like Cortana is a snoop. After granting her access to my email, she told me about
Lisas flight and told me it was
time to leave for a reminder I setup.
With temperatures peeking above 30° today, I decided it was time to finally swap my Focus spare tire for the
newly repaired wheel.
I also took the opportunity to scan the OBDII check engine light which had been lit for the last 3 days. It turned out to be a
misfire, but since it only
reported one I took the chance and cleared it hoping it's only bad gas. The proper tire location also cleared the "tire pressure sensor malfunction" giving me a warning light free dash. To celebrate,
a full car wash was completed, including the now safely tucked away spare tire.
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