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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-31-2011 A Very Kelley Halloween View Webcam for 10-31-2011 1 COMMENT
With last years all time low trick-or-treater turnout it was decided we would visit the Kelleys for Halloweeen this year. Unfortunately, Lisa decided to play gender identity confusion and dressed herself and Lila as Pooh and Christopher Robin. This frightened away approximately half the normal amount of visitors the Kelley house typically receives, proving transgender equality still has a long way to go in this enlightened society.
User Comments for 10-31-2011:
It was truly a frightful Halloween.
Senator Kelley

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-29-2011 Ineffective Spambot View Webcam for 10-29-2011 1 COMMENT
The depths to which automated bots will go to get SEO keywords placed has reached a new low today. While viewing my site stats I noticed the join_success page on my ancient Cougar Club site had fairly high traffic. Upon further inspection, I found over 200 new accounts all generated by some bot. Unfortunately for the bot, none of my registration fields were compatible with linking to anything, so all the processing cycles were for nothing. Whoever developed it must have just took a stab in the dark at fieldnames and sent it on its merry way. I guess this is the future we all knew was coming, but instead of legitimate machine intelligence we just get spam bots.
User Comments for 10-29-2011:
Ahh but my plan to waste your time saw a great success! HAH!
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-25-2011 Battlefield 3 Go View Webcam for 10-25-2011 4 COMMENTS
After several long months of anticipation, a teaser preview at E3, an alpha and a beta, Battlefield 3 is finally here. At 12:10 today I obtained my pre-order from Best Buy and played till 4:00am with some pretty good random people. After initially picking up a kit that was actually worse than mine it was clear this was launch day, and surprisingly the servers worked. The decision between PC and Xbox version was easy for me as 60% of my friends are Xbox exclusive. While the graphics suck compared to PC I stopped noticing after my evening of full squad domination. I can see a good chunk of my life disappearing to this game.
User Comments for 10-25-2011:
Not to mention the free copies via your little sticker company making it even more appealing! Even though it's made by the same makers at BFBC2, it has a slight learning curve and took a few hours to get comfortable with it, however it definitely doesn't disappoint! Also notice not all prior battlefield veteran badges like 2142 don't show in the battlelog. Very odd.
Senator Kelley
The XIM3 makes it playable on the console... at least for my keyboard/mouse preferring hands. I'll do just about anything to play Battlefield with the Agents/LOL again.
Duane
This is temporarily not relevant to my interests.
MorlockPrime
You could only stay away for 8 days Steve.
R10T

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-17-2011 Occupy Detroit View Webcam for 10-17-2011 2 COMMENTS
Today marks the 4th day of Occupy Detroit, an entertaining group of 100 people (or less) who decided to march from the spirit of Detroit statue to Grand Circus Park. I find them entertaining not because they have outrageous demands, but because I'm stuck working here and they are easily the most interesting thing happening in the city. Today we toured the tent city which was disappointingly empty aside from a few people banging on a plastic bucket and someone spouting off about aliens. We were accosted by a homeless person, but he had no political agenda to push and nobody else approached us during our visit. Disappointed, we returned to have a red wings player serve us donuts.
User Comments for 10-17-2011:
As the hippies invade Detroit, My invasion on the Atomicinternet blog site has finally come to an ended after 8 years. My comments on here changed the world, or 8 members but I was always relative to the topic. Unlike the hippies occupying a post apocalypse city which already had bums bult into it for years. So way to go hippies. I bid all my (3) fans goodbye and welcome them to reach 2000 posts for another awesome go-kart event sponsored by Google. --STAVOS SIGNING OFF--
Stavos
I would occupy a cougay if I knew one that still ran.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-16-2011 Cougar Entertainment Downgrade View Webcam for 10-16-2011 2 COMMENTS
Nav Unit Over 8 years ago I caved in and bought a multimedia head unit for my Cougar. At the time, it was exciting enough to watch DVD movies and store a whopping (at the time) 8.5GB dual layer DVD of MP3s. Little did I know it would lead me down the path of mobile Xbox and mobile rock band to elevate my nerd status significantly. However, in the age of cheap 64GB USB flash drives, blu-ray movies, streaming radio stations and WP7 gaming its cutting edge feel has worn off. Fortunately nobody told eBay this, and it's currently fetching over $150 with 2 days to go. The nav system saw me through 21,000 miles of fun, and provided proof a Cougar can indeed reach 130mph. While the stock radio has warped me back to 1999 and doesn't even play MP3s, I can take comfort in the fact that this time next year I'll be crusing in my new Focus ST.
User Comments for 10-16-2011:
Next you'll be selling your cougar on ebay for $150.00 than you'll break even!
Stavos
Since the car doesn't work anymore, could it get any more downgraded?
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-14-2011 Flacid Lamp Mount View Webcam for 10-14-2011 2 COMMENTS
Bad Lamp After replacing my lamp in my projector, I noticed the 1/4 life bulb was angled at 45 degrees from center (as compared to the new one). Further inspection revealed the bulb itself was in perfect condition, but the metal mount had bubbled it into the angle. Furious, and anxious for a rage target, I began searching in vain for a class action lawsuit or other such manufacturing defect complaint site. Fortunately one of the results explained mercury vapor lamp technology and I was quickly lulled into a wikipedia coma. My injustice forgotten, I humbly swapped lamps and am finally back in the 120" 1080p club, $125 poorer.
User Comments for 10-14-2011:
So do I hold off getting the Epison or should I stick with it?
Stavos
I laugh at you with my working projector.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-12-2011 iOS 5 vs. WP 7.5 View Webcam for 10-12-2011 1 COMMENT
iOS 5 released today, and Enorym and the Senator were in full fanboy mode. As one of two WP7 fanboys, it was my duty to refute any claims of superiority despite a complete lack of compare points. The wars began with a smackdown from Enorym, followed by myresponse. Then enorym talked to himself and I went hands free, after which the war devolved into unrelated baseless claims of superiority. While each side will claim victory, the only conclusive result is that fanboys rule. Oh and Joseph (the other WP7 fanboy) chimed in about 3 hours later with nothing significant to add.
User Comments for 10-12-2011:
There's only iOS 5 the rest is meh.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 10-09-2011 Early Lamp Death View Webcam for 10-09-2011 2 COMMENTS
With much pomp and circumstance, I upgraded to 120 inches of Epson HC 8100 1080p goodness almost 2 years ago. Now, only 1120 hours into the life of the lamp, my Battlefield games have a new challenge of perpetual twilight. Currently the highest brightness setting for the projector gives an image that is almost passable, but it's clear death has come 3,000 hours early for my lamp. After checking the warranty, my lamp has indeed expired and I'm left with a $200 repair, or in the case of my cheap self a $125 knockoff eBay version. We'll see if the knockoff ends up beating the OEM's 1,000 life, I doubt it can do any worse.
User Comments for 10-09-2011:
I blame Ron for him personally buying the first projector on the planet therefore making you want one. Which means Ron owes you $200 /sarcasm
Stavos
Why sarcasm? I suggest the hairy canadian heads to his local bank to exchange his monopoly money for 200 American dollars before we send in the troops
Your NameMorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-27-2011 Battlefield 3 Grows Closer View Webcam for 09-27-2011 1 COMMENT
BF3 Beta Almost five years ago I was sucked into the Battlefield universe with Battlefield 2142. Late nights of battling with 3 other friends and the ability to revive fallen squadmates had me hooked. Little did I know the kool-aid would launch me into Battlefield 1943, Bad Company 2 and now Battlefield 3. Having received my beta invite on Xbox (and already played the alpha on PC) my anticipation is beginning to peak. How long until I get bored of the Beta map? Will I be as totally awesome at BF3 as I have been at the other BF games? (of course, silly question). Be still my heart, only 31 more days until release!
User Comments for 09-27-2011:
Where's the Diablo 3, Forza4, & Minecraft love? Sorry I couldn't resist!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 09-25-2011 Gears of Complete View Webcam for 09-25-2011 1 COMMENT
BabyPlay In what has become possibly the fastest turnaround on a game for me, I completed 4-player co-op campaign in Gears of War 3 and already have it listed on eBay. We also slammed through the 50 levels of horde mode and 12 levels of the new beast mode. If it wasn't for 20 other games I want to play coming out shortly I might hold on to it and finish some more leveling and multiplayer. I credit Lila for my speed play, she was able to take over for bathroom and food breaks.
User Comments for 09-25-2011:
Do you enjoy the gaming or just the cheevos? You sound like a slave to the cheevo gods.
Stavos

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