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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-27-2010 Starcraft 2 FTW View Webcam for 07-27-2010 5 COMMENTS
After 15 long years of waiting, Starcraft 2 has finally released. While the beta provided some temporary titillation, the final ranking ladders give me a sense of purpose, and permanence. Having lost 4/5 of my placement matches, I was immediately placed in the "loser" league also know as bronze, while Stavos gained entry into the "winner" league, also known as silver. My finely tuned strategy involving the viking which was developed over the course of the beta was quickly rendered useless, forcing me to fall back to the ever popular MMM technique. While my dreams of being a Korean Starcraft superstar have been crushed, the co-op vs. AI is still my favorite, and gives me enough satisfaction to neglect my life-purpose Xbox.
User Comments for 07-27-2010:
Have you cracked it yet so we can play it at the LANs?
MorlockPrime
Well i'm at the bottom of the winners (silver) so does that make me the loser of the winners? I feel bronze will be my future shortly. Great game. They didn't change much but how could you when it was perfect?
Stavos
OK, I need to jump in and join you guys soon. When's the next Starcraft orgy party planned for?
Excelcier
Usually every night after 9
Stavos
Where is my crack!
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-19-2010 Idahoans Stole My Credit Card View Webcam for 07-19-2010 6 COMMENTS
4 years ago, terrorists stole my credit card. I was fully reimbursed the $500+ stolen and moved on. Today, nearly $8,000 was sucked out into hotels in St. Ignace, MI and Ketchum, ID. Apparently I'm a hot target for credit theft and need to avoid the shady cheap(er) deals on websites, which is the only way I can think the info was lifted. On the bright side, my never spending more than $300 on anything makes it pretty obvious I didn't spend a $5k vacation in beautiful Idaho. Honestly, of all places to use a stolen card why Idaho?
User Comments for 07-19-2010:
This is nearly unbelievable. Crazy shit im glad I dont shop online that much.
Enorym
So is that what you told Lisa but you really just put a down payment on the Euro Focus RS?
Stavos
I bet it was Riley.
MorlockPrime
Mine was used in Philly the same weekend I was up in Michigan. Just glad it was under 500.00 for mine.
R10T
Did they prepay for 3 years in a hotel in St. Ignace? I think the most expensive hotel there is $29.99 a night.
Stavos
I bet it was a mutated Canadian that stole your credit card. Why do i say mutated? Because no normal canadian could be so clever. Plus their blind idiotic code of politeness just wouldn't allow it.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-15-2010 Webcam Wasp View Webcam for 07-15-2010 3 COMMENTS
Alien Wasp The alien wasp is back on the Gnomecam today. Having personally smeared the previous perpetrator, I've narrowed the possibilities down to two.
1. The smeared alien wasp simply re-assembled itself at a molecular level and is thus unkillable.
2. The webcam is emitting a frequency that attracts wasps like Tiger Woods to an orgy.
3. There is no third possibility; I just wanted to apologize for making such a dated Tiger Woods joke.
The only course of action is to continue killing the wasps until I've accepted the alien invasion or run out of horny wasps within earshot of the webcam.
User Comments for 07-15-2010:
I'm shocked you didn't wire up a can of Raid near the Gnomecam that is remotely activated via a submit button on your website. You used to be cool like that.
Stavos
Super Green... Bzzzzz
Excelcier
Maybe this was a new form of advertisement for the Green Hornet movie! Zing!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-14-2010 Benchmark Madness View Webcam for 07-14-2010 1 COMMENT
VelociraptorAfter the original Morlock encouraged my madness by benchmarking his own RAID, it was decided we would re-bench using a new tool. Not satisfied with just a simple re-bench, I decided to install my latest motherboard deal at the same time. While the controller on the new motherboard actually slowed down my RAID setup, the increase in CPU and memory speed has me sold. Sadly, there is no longer a core for everyone since it was cheaper to put the old CPU back in the server and retask the 6 core beast to my new system. If it wasn't clear I just don't care about the people on this server, it should be now.
SystemRatingRAID
EP35C-DS3R6.12486.5 MB/s Burst, 206.2 MB/s Average
GA-890FXA-UD56.1341.6 MB/s Burst, 174.2 MB/s Average
1091.1 MB/s Burst, 149.7 MB/s Average

And of course, the mega awesome animated compare link
User Comments for 07-14-2010:
You just don't LOVE me anymore.. I'm wounded.
Excelcier

The last few days of the Gnomecam have featured a blurry blob; which contrary to the hopes of Enorym is not a sign of alien invasion, or so I initially thought. The "wasp" that was causing the blur seemed to be attracted by the infrared lights on the camera since there wasn't a nest or other wasp-related structure anywhere near it. Terrestrial wasps are unable to see in the infrared spectrum, so I can only assume this is from an alien planet where infrared is the predominant visual spectrum. Unfortunately for Enorym, the proof is now smeared across the bottom of my shoe.
User Comments for 07-13-2010:
I agree with Myrone it's an alien before he even reads this.
Stavos
I first pointed this out to Myrone who never responded but rather ran off to you touting it as his find.
Tim
What, Stavos hasn't debunked it yet???
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-11-2010 Mailbox Mystery View Webcam for 07-11-2010 1 COMMENT
Upon returning from Cougarfest, I found my mailbox horizontal with no evidence to be found on the Gnomecam. Knowing the Morlock trained his dog to urinate on my yard; I concluded the acid pee from his crotch obsessed dog finally decomposed the wooden support to the point of collapse. That or the gay neighbors hit it during a recent drunken pedophile orgy.
User Comments for 07-11-2010:
99.9% sure it's your gay neighbors fault because their mailbox is still erect.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 07-10-2010 Cougarfest 2010 View Webcam for 07-10-2010 2 COMMENTS
Cougarfest 2010 My Cougarfest 2010 adventure began in Steeleville, IL for a visit to my grandparents, followed by a stop in Washington, PA to visit Lisas grandparents. Next was a visit to Gettysburg for some civil war education before finally landing in Harrisburg, PA for Cougarfest. Adding in the trip home, we managed to rack up a total of 2200 miles, something I advise against for anyone planning a vacation. Aside from driving, the 104+ degree temperatures made outside activities almost impossible before 6pm, so next time I decide to have a long distance vacation I'll just teleconference and save the miles.
User Comments for 07-10-2010:
So what's the cougar population drop per year? Looks like 1/2 are missing from a few years ago.
Stavos
Just me...
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-26-2010 Northville Mental Hospital Visit View Webcam for 06-26-2010 4 COMMENTS
Northville Mental Hospital On our way back from a round of disc golf in 85 degree heat, my neighbor and I decided to stop and check out the old Northville Psychiatric Hospital. In high school I frequented it quite often daring my friends to enter and risking my life in the tunnels that connected it to adjacent hospitals in the area. Fortunately the worst I ever encountered was animals or the harmless type of homeless people. This time around my knowledge of the desperate homeless kept me from entering the building, but the outside was interesting enough. In the 12 years since I last visited, the deterioration had increased dramatically. The odd whiff of rotting drywall suggested the basement had become a flooded chemical cesspool. The huge swaths of grass suggested kids today are too busy playing video games to dare each other to visit the building and risk getting knifed. While I doubt it will be demolished any time soon, I'm glad I was able to tour it one last time. Maybe I'll go back with a few beers one day and actually enter it.
User Comments for 06-26-2010:
You clearly need a better phone Camera
Stavos
ahhh what was once a paradise...
Scheezo
Yup Tim used to live there just an FYI
Stavos
I hadn't realized they released you yet!
Excelcier

Rating: 3.29 - Link to this Article 06-14-2010 WANT: New Xbox 360 S View Webcam for 06-14-2010 7 COMMENTS
New Xbox 360 By popular request, here is my rant/rave post about the new Xbox 360 S. Fortunately I timed it with the most detailed article about it to date, which takes the whole thing apart and reveals the inner workings. The hippie in me is happy standby power is only 0.6 watts (1/4 or more of past models) but the real kicker is its new, shiny, and Microsoft told me to buy it. So yes, I admit to having one on order for the outrageous $299 retail price. I'm not proud of it, especially since the only real upgrades to my existing console is more drive space and wireless; neither of which I need. Of course this is no surprise to anyone, but I thought I'd add the post to keep the universe in balance. As for Kinect, I'll try to fool myself I won't buy it on launch date but everyone knows the truth before I even try that reality shift.
User Comments for 06-14-2010:
About time, it only took you 2 weeks!
Stavos
Don't forget to order the $20 data connection cable so you can move your data to the new (and not compatible with old model) hard drive.
Duane
That cable should just be a USB cable IMO. But of course they want to make $20 and change the design every time.
Stavos
I already have said cable and can loan it out. Faked an Elite serial # when they were giving them out for free to new Elite purchasers
AtomicInternet
Yup.. predictable to a T!
Excelcier
preDICTable
Stavos
Don't you mean preDICtable?
MorlockPrime

Velociraptor My holdout for an SSD RAID died today after a sweet deal on 2 Velociraptors came across my deal feeds. With SSD prices staying well above $1/GB almost 2 years in, I don't see them falling to affordability anytime soon. Add to that my power suck every time I turn on my 4 drive RAID array and you can see how spending $300 for 2 300GB VelociRaptors makes sense. The power savings alone should have the upgrade paying for itself in 23.6 years! Having completed reality warp, it was time to benchmark the upgrade and eliminate my buyer's remorse. Sustained read almost doubled from 126.1 MB/s to 236.9 MB/s with burst rate now a crazy 2,467 MB/s. I credit the 2005 era SATA 2.0 3Gb/s interface upgrade from my previous 2001 era SATA 1.0 1.5Gb/s. This means in 2015 I should finally be in position to afford a SATA 3.0 6Gb/s solid state RAID at which point I'll finally be able to extract all the porn on the internet in less than an hour.
User Comments for 06-07-2010:
You clearly want to give me your old cavemen like sata drives.
Stavos
Yes, and me too!!! Your table scraps are like a gold mine to me.
Excelcier
Well where's the new xbox article?
Stavos
No kidding! I'm shocked he wasn't aLL over that!
Excelcier

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