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Velociraptor My holdout for an SSD RAID died today after a sweet deal on 2 Velociraptors came across my deal feeds. With SSD prices staying well above $1/GB almost 2 years in, I don't see them falling to affordability anytime soon. Add to that my power suck every time I turn on my 4 drive RAID array and you can see how spending $300 for 2 300GB VelociRaptors makes sense. The power savings alone should have the upgrade paying for itself in 23.6 years! Having completed reality warp, it was time to benchmark the upgrade and eliminate my buyer's remorse. Sustained read almost doubled from 126.1 MB/s to 236.9 MB/s with burst rate now a crazy 2,467 MB/s. I credit the 2005 era SATA 2.0 3Gb/s interface upgrade from my previous 2001 era SATA 1.0 1.5Gb/s. This means in 2015 I should finally be in position to afford a SATA 3.0 6Gb/s solid state RAID at which point I'll finally be able to extract all the porn on the internet in less than an hour.
User Comments for 06-07-2010:
You clearly want to give me your old cavemen like sata drives.
Stavos
Yes, and me too!!! Your table scraps are like a gold mine to me.
Excelcier
Well where's the new xbox article?
Stavos
No kidding! I'm shocked he wasn't aLL over that!
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-05-2010 Cougar Meet View Webcam for 06-05-2010 5 COMMENTS
Cougar Meet Today was a meeting of the Cougars; the cancelled model and make of automobile, not the 40+ female sex addicts. The event was planned and executed by my lovely wife Lisa, who provided a bounty of consumables for all to enjoy. A game of croquet quickly degraded into a game of "keep the guy in first from winning" and concluded only after 4 of the 8 players dropped out from boredom allowing the final shot to be scored. The rain then forced the party into the basement, successfully eliminating 10% of my unwanted liquor stash while enjoying Zombieland and The Italian Job. A 4 player game of Blur ended the evening, and occupied a good portion of the morning before reducing the number of obsolete vehicles parked in my backyard back to one.
User Comments for 06-05-2010:
The Morlock and I are sorry we couldn't soak the Cougay owners with a hose on Brads roof this year. We had other deteriorating car clubs to crash such as the Kia kool kids, Jetta jockstraps, and the Honda hooligans. But we promise to make it next year!
Stavos
I too apologize for our lack of commitment. Without us there to mock and berate you, how else would you know how sad and pathetic your choice in conveyances really is.
MorlockPrime
I was there in a 2011 prototype Edge, so I would have been safe from the ridicules this time!! haha
Excelcier
....
Stavos
Canadians are never safe.
MorlockPrime

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-27-2010 Google Owns Me View Webcam for 05-27-2010 2 COMMENTS
Latitude History With Google recently introducing Latitude History, I can now track my total travel distance from this point on. I'm now not only telling Google where I am at all times, but helping them create patterns in my movement in case they want to share the data with some robbers. Fortunately my attack cat is prepared for this possibility and has vowed to vomit on them should they act on the information. In the meantime, I've got 225,622 more miles to the moon.
User Comments for 05-27-2010:
I've always wanted to know where you've been. Can you get Sam google latitude as well?
MorlockPrime
The police predicted this in the 80s: "i'll be watching you"
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-24-2010 Project PS/2 View Webcam for 05-24-2010 5 COMMENTS
IBM PS/2 The early 90's were a great time. The economy was good, and the internet hadn't screwed everything up yet. Most notably because dial up BBS's were still popular and attention spans were longer than pinheads. The BBS I hosted at the time ran on an IBM PS/2 65sx computer which was my first personal computer. Up until yesterday it was still in my closet leaking capacitor gel and taking up space. My decision to finally part with it was so difficult I decided to create a living effigy of the failed PS/2 line by converting a desktop PS/2 I was also storing into an ATX compatible form factor. Over the years I had violated my original PS/2 several times, including a horrific attempt at a new paint job. This plus the fact that there was no way I could convert it to ATX meant my PS/2 77 was the only viable candidate. After several hours of jig sawing and drilling, I finally had something an ATX motherboard could fit inside. I even made sure the power switch, hdd and power lights all worked. While I can't bring back the innocence of my early 90's, at least I can now head downstairs and pretend.
User Comments for 05-24-2010:
You best get that IBM background for it! Or an Anci of the old nuclear bbs background.
enorym
Just remember to punch in: 4 8 15 16 23 42 into the PS/2 every 108 mins
Stavos
I so want a Commodore Pet that will make me type 4 8 15 16 23 42 every 108 minutes
Scheezo
In the words of Darth Vader; "Impressive.... Most Impessive"
Excelcier
@scheezo I have two commadore vic20's time for a retro mod.
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-20-2010 Bike Night View Webcam for 05-20-2010 1 COMMENT
Bike Night Every Thursday is bike night in Royal Oak and tonight was no exception. Lisa's slow progression to biker chick took another giant leap with our participation this evening. After eliminating her complaint about the seat with a top of the line replacement, she concentrated on helmet and leg pain this time. She did tolerate the heavy stop/go traffic on the way quite well, and was only mildly disinterested in the whole event. After starting in the "I'll never ride a motorcycle" category, she's definitely made tremendous strides to acceptance.
User Comments for 05-20-2010:
What a sassy-poopy-biker-pants. All small towns in MI look the same I was certain it was Plymouth
Stavos

Rating: 4 - Link to this Article 05-10-2010 Routing Faster Than Light View Webcam for 05-10-2010 2 COMMENTS
After several occasions of dropped connections and conflicting IP addresses, I decided my hex core server needed a new router to reach its full potential. The ASUS RT-N16 was on special and matched all the features of my WNR3500 with the addition of USB sharing/printing which I'll never use. The real clincher was the promise of a "powerful CPU" and "Support up to 300,000 sessions." The Engrish wasn't limited to their promotional materials; it's all through the configuration screens, making setup an adventure. After brushing up on my mandarin, it's now up and running with the "powerful CPU" routing packets from my hex core server faster than light (that's right, I've invalidated the mass–energy equivalence). Don't be surprised if your NIC starts smoking after visiting this website.
User Comments for 05-10-2010:
I think Brighthouse is your bottleneck. Maybe you should purchase the business class Interweb since you have faster servers than most small companies.
Stavos
Mandarin setup pages? Upload them and view them on google. They have google translate for pictures now.
enorym

Rating: 3.22 - Link to this Article 05-06-2010 A Core For Everyone View Webcam for 05-06-2010 9 COMMENTS
Phenom II X6 With my last processor upgrade to this server one month ago, it was time for another new one as AMD just released their 6 core Phenom II X6 processor. Why 6 cores? Aside from the tremendous processing demand placed on this server, I thought it was time to dedicate a core to each of the 6 people that actually spend time visiting this site. How's that for a thank you. Here's a reference diagram to use when choosing the core to serve your request, so don't go stealing CPU time from someone else's core! The most demanding task of browsing Cougafest albums has almost no effect on CPU usage now, and surprisingly the wattage consumption is the same as the old Athlon X2 so I pass the hippie requirement as well. Most importantly, this CPU features a turbo core that not only sounds cool but ramps up the more popular cores when a task isn't fully multithreaded. This will fit nicely with my upcoming turbo car.
User Comments for 05-06-2010:
My core is maxing out at 100% Can I use Myrones since he's rarely on?
Stavos
I feel so special that I have my OWN core... such a warm and fuzzy feeling going down my spine.
Excelcier
I want to overclock my core by stealing other people's clock cycles.
Duane
Nooooooooooo!
Excelcier
My own core? I feel home.
MorlockPrime
1 Core for every child program!
Stavos
My core can beat up your core
Scheezo
... and it can core an apple too!
Excelcier
SIX FRICKING CORES?!? I only have two...whats next? Double that? Twelve?
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-30-2010 Blackberry 8330 Upgrade View Webcam for 04-30-2010 2 COMMENTS
BBOS5 After learning Blackberry OS 5 did all kinds of futuristic things like automatically changing your time zone based on where you are, not flashing the charge light all night long and having a browser that's semi-useful I was disappointed to find out Verizon has not yet released it for the 8330. Fortunately I found this post on how to steal it from Boost mobile (another CDMA carrier) and force upgrade it. Almost 2 hours after I started, with at least 2 instances I was convinced I bricked it, I'm finally running the latest and greatest Blackberry OS. That puts me at about 2008 for mobile technology and features, can't wait for WinMo7.
User Comments for 04-30-2010:
WinMo7 is a lie it's all driven by Flash!
Stavos
Crackberry
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-29-2010 Starcraft 2 Battlelog View Webcam for 04-29-2010 4 COMMENTS
WTF is this avatar about? A long night of Starcraft (some would say too long) started off with a brutal defeat by the Senator and TomTom against Excelcier and I with me contributing so little to the game I was effectively useless. A quick team changeup yielded a victory for the Senator and I after I embraced the transformers to compliment mr. pants. Then TomTom and I made a comeback after an initial air drop rush looked to squash us in the first few minutes. The final game was another defeat, so it will not be mentioned other than to say Excelcier touched me in appropriately during the game.
User Comments for 04-29-2010:
I'm still feeling the effect of playing to 1am last night. I can barely stay awake. The only thing motivating me is another SC2 battle in 4hrs!
Stavos
Yup.. pretty tired here too, but touching Brad like that made it all worth it. I love it when he squirms!
Excelcier
OK, we need more rematches!!! BRING IT ON!
Excelcier
Your never online Excelcier. You are either on a sail boat or in dirty Mexican town. Your place is in the virtual world of SC2!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-27-2010 Facebook Really Likes Me! View Webcam for 04-27-2010 13 COMMENTS
Facebook took another huge step in taking over the world today with their stupid simple like button API. You'd be nuts NOT to include this feature on your blog/soapbox as it not only puts more pieces of flair to make you look important, but it also plugs your blog/rant on their facebook feed. The 3 lines of required code is brilliant, and will soon be on every page on the internet until the traffic finally kills them and the fad dies off. Until then, add the like button!
User Comments for 04-27-2010:
Where's the Dislike button?
Stavos
Ditto
Excelcier
It's just presumed that you don't like anything on the site. Especially the Canadian commentators.
MorlockPrime
Hey Brad, I never understood why you rejected my friend requeat on facebook. I've tried on and off and you keep rejecting me. Do you hate me or something?
Silvercup
Yes
AtomicInternet
I have no clue who silvercup is but if brad hates them I do too.
enorym
What did I do? :(
Silvercup
If you play hard to get, Brad loves you. If you were slightly annoying to him just one time he'll always remember it and let you know. Flowers usually amend things with him.
Stavos
If you drive insane around him, he grows fangs and horns
Excelcier
Hahaha.. Myrone is such a follower! lol
Excelcier
Look at all of the friends Brad has on Facebook! If you are left out you don't know what your missing!
Stavos
Well I've tried many times to friend him but he keeps rejecting me! :( I already gave up on him. :(
Silvercup
I agree with excelcier...Myrone is such a follower.
enorym

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