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At 10:44am today, you can see the doppleganger building a pond with the assistance of Lisas parents, who were completely fooled into thinking it was their daughter. This time she spent over 8 hours constructing it, exceeding the time Lisa typically spends watching TV. This amount of time spent on manual labor should squash any skepticism about her abduction. While her parents fell for the fake, I'm still waiting for it's ultimate purpose to reveal itself, and when it does I hope to at least locate my wife. Once I find out where she is I'm not sure I'll want to rescue her as the doppleganger is growing on me more and more.