Off To A Good Start

01-01-2011 Off To A Good Start

After sleeping through New Years, I awoke to a 50 degree day. An excellent first impression for 2011. I took the opportunity to release my Cougar from it’s tomb. Before storing it, a trip to Whineyhos house set the factory alarm to military mode and no amount of battery resets would cure it. I wound up pulling the fuse for the alarm horn just to get home without forming a parade. Today I was able to re-learn the Excelcier Manuver and force a diagnostic reset to finally cure the virus which was most likely planted by Whineyho himself. Foiled again!

User Comments for 01-01-2011:

You may want to make a documented filed copy of the Excelcier Manurver since I was not able to remember how to do it when you called me last time! Print a copy and shove it in your glove box. :)
Excelcier

It was just cold and hating to run during January, It has adapted all thanks to the frost light.
Stavos

Perhaps it became self aware, learned it was a cougar, and was hoping that by blaring its horn, you would just shoot it and put it out of it's misery.
MorlockPrime

Silly Morlock, You need atleast one horse to shoot it.
Stavos

Good point. Would ti be like beating a dead horse?
MorlockPrime

Why not? You guys are PROS at that!
Excelcier

Shutup woman get on my horse!
Stavos

Did she ever get on your horse?
MorlockPrime

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