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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-01-2011 Off To A Good Start View Webcam for 01-01-2011 8 COMMENTS
After sleeping through New Years, I awoke to a 50 degree day. An excellent first impression for 2011. I took the opportunity to release my Cougar from itís tomb. Before storing it, a trip to Whineyhos house set the factory alarm to military mode and no amount of battery resets would cure it. I wound up pulling the fuse for the alarm horn just to get home without forming a parade. Today I was able to re-learn the Excelcier Manuver and force a diagnostic reset to finally cure the virus which was most likely planted by Whineyho himself. Foiled again!
User Comments for 01-01-2011:
You may want to make a documented filed copy of the Excelcier Manurver since I was not able to remember how to do it when you called me last time! Print a copy and shove it in your glove box. :)
Excelcier
It was just cold and hating to run during January, It has adapted all thanks to the frost light.
Stavos
Perhaps it became self aware, learned it was a cougar, and was hoping that by blaring its horn, you would just shoot it and put it out of it's misery.
MorlockPrime
Silly Morlock, You need atleast one horse to shoot it.
Stavos
Good point. Would ti be like beating a dead horse?
MorlockPrime
Why not? You guys are PROS at that!
Excelcier
Shutup woman get on my horse!
Stavos
Did she ever get on your horse?
MorlockPrime

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