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The ever helpful Redford Building and Safety Engineering department decided I haven't given them enough money, and sent a nice letter to ask for more. This time the random number generator decided I owe $165 for a rental inspection, quite an increase from the $45 I paid last time. Happy to single handedly solve the budget crisis in this great township, I sent along a special note letting them know just how excited I am to pay for this ridiculous required service to the community. Now I just need to figure out how to pull off the most bizarre rental house condition this guy has ever seen.
User Comments for 10-05-2010:
 | Considering how I screwed them by selling my house for 85k less which reduced the taxes it was only a matter of time. Also didn't you learn it's not a great idea to blog everything after watching the Facebook movie? /p Stavos |
 | Where's the picture of the note? MorlockPrime |
 | Bizarre rental house condition? We need an alligator, hooker, block and tackle, 40 yards of aluminum foil (heavy duty, preferably) and 4 gallons of petroleum jelly. Duane |
| I can provide a black and tackle. MorlockPrime |
| And I got the petroleum jelly covered. Stavos |
 | Just fucking BOMB the place and claim a loss and flip off Redford! Excelcier |
| The Canadian said BOMB in an american forum! He's a terrorist! Send Homeland Security to probe him! MorlockPrime |
| Take me away away away, to the funny farm where all those nice young men in their long white coats are coming to take me away! Excelcier |
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