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Like the Sacculina, Lisas parasite has taken over control of her desires. This weekend it demanded she visit the zoo and Cedar Point. Coincidence those are two kid-favorite locations you ask? Proof I say. After my drive home as a sleeping zombie, the parasite again demanded a trip to the apple orchard and Renaissance fair, with the last visit including Robbie who seems to have successfully frightened loose control of Lisa, who once again desires only to watch TV and sleep.