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The last few storms that travelled through Michigan had a very distinct radar signature. An intense circle of activity, surrounded by a very thin ring of less active rainfall, which was then surrounded by a perfectly clear day. The entire diameter of the storm rarely exceeded 50 miles, which just doesn't add up to natural occurrence three times in a row. My first thought was terrorists, but while cruising the tin foil hat scene, I found HAARP, then the HAARP conspiracy site which you'll notice uses a javascript dissolve effect, lending credit to it's authority. I'm now convinced this is what's causing the weaponized hyper-focused storms, and Alaska is simply checking off city targets as they roll through, performing final testing of the system. The take away is, if you lose power from a storm, send a bill to HAARP, they should get you taken care of.