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After my initial visits to Sonic, followed by a second one with Lisa last night, today felt like a good day to deflower two more Sonic virgins. My neighbors were up for the challenge, and after only a 15 minute wait this time they finally broke their cherries. Once the food arrived it was only a matter of seconds before the sonic happiness kicked in. Unfortunately, some jerk decided to mouth off to another customer and ruin the atmosphere, but after the cops were called it turned into a mildly exciting stakeout. Why anyone would willfully ruin the happy world of Sonic I'll never know.