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After a full day of GameCube From Home, Lisa was ready to visit the Kelleys kitten at their recently cleaned and listed for sale residence. Not satisfied with one Redford slum property, I toured their newly listed house with an eye for how many renters I could cram in the cabinets. We decided on a trip to Fat Cats for reflection, sent off by Redfords finest youth gang shouting obscenities loudly. Upon arrival we learned Lisa had regressed to age 4; probably due to the shock of entering Redford, and the sugar from the ice cream didn't help. We returned to the Kelleys where the youth gang had escalated into a street war, but were able to dodge the BMX bike tanks circling the area successfully. We started watching The Last Dragon which only further regressed Lisa. Recalling I had a date with my neighbor, I quickly left before the youth gang upgraded to "your mom" artillery and finished off the evening safe at home playing "Guitar Hero Smash Hits" with said neighbor. I can assure anyone the game is far from a smash hit.