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While driving my Cougar at lunch today I heard a strange whining noise from the engine. Fearing the worst, I pulled over and found nothing visibly wrong with it. Still, the whine persisted so I decided to drop to third and floor it. The definition of anemic greeted me and my boost gauge mockingly told me I was not generating any pressure over manifold vaccuum. A call to Vortech revealed yet another revision in the jackshaft/compressor connection was made to prevent what happened to my supercharger kit. The shaft runs from my accessory belt to the compressor and connects using splines that had finally worn off and was now spinning in the compressor socket. Unfortunately the kit is out of warranty, but fortunately I was offered a discount on the necessary repair work. Oh well, at least I don't drive a Honda. | Join the NA side again Mr Lloyd and together we will be old school! Well atleast you know the problem, they should replace it no matter what, sounds like Vortech has been sucking to much air.lately Stavos |
 | did this just happen out of the blue? or was it a problem in the making? Zac |
| Yeah... good thing you don't drive a honda: http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=824696 [www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=824696] DDubYa |
| built by: Randy Hughlett @ http://www.attituderacing.com. So you spent about 20 Gs to have some company make it? yawn.... Stavos |
| Now I feel obligated to come back to michigan to change your axle shaft. MYRN! |
 | http://www.ihatetheworld.com TIm |
| The girlfriend Stavos |
| Verse I: (soft music)
Mindy was the quiet type
Reserved and neatly dressed
Took great care in hygiene
Clothes were always pressed
Turtlenecks and sweaters
Skirts below the knees
Picture perfect etiquette
Always thank you and please
But Mindy had a wild side
At the office it didn’t show
But when she was on the town
She was a sexy dynamo
Chorus:
She was a Sunday school teacher
Wrote poems about the rain
But there was something about Mindy
That drove the guys insane
Among those long sleeve blouses
And the barely there lipstick
Was black leather jackets and chains
She was a closet biker chick
Metal instrumental…
(Back to soft music)Verse II:
She was good at being both
Balanced them quite well
At the office she was reserved
On the town she gave em hell
Rebel woman cloaked in linen
With a g-string hidden under
Mindy was a private hustler
And it often made em wonder
She never revealed her secret
Though she often gave a wink
To anyone that noticed
Her shoulder’d been carved in ink
Repeat chorus:
Tim |
| SBK Radio wont authorize me to look at it! tim |
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About a month ago I started singing the latest idiotic (and blatently targeted) McDonalds slogan over and over in my head. It was on it's way to being etched into my subconsciousness when I found myself singing it only while debugging code. The self defense mechanism of my mind had turned the evil jingle into a sarcastic commentary. Now I consciously chant it when something goes wrong and everyone gets the joke. While the Quizno's commercials stuck with the public because they were flat out funny, the McDonald commercials stick in your head because you're left struggling to find a point. Extremes are definitely the most effective marketing tool. | Speaking of annoying songs... I'm sick fo those badgers! tim |
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| Fuckin' a. Anyways, now that my Absolut-inspired ass has managed to navigate the difficulty of your comment-adding utilities, I have this to say: FUCK Quiznos. As a resident of Ann Arbor, I can say with 100% certainty that Quiznos has completely ripped off JIMMY JOHN'S advertising campaign, mainly targeted at stoned college-aged youths. And it's not working out here. In fact, as a member of the Ann Arbor community, I am nowhere near reluctant to declare that QUIZNOS SUCKS. Who the fuck wants to pay another $3 just for the poor sap behind the counter to put your damn sandwich onto a slowly moving toaster device. Pointless. I would rather have my nuttsack properly emptyed by a Bangledeshi immigrant. Not that that's a bad thing. In fact, if anyone wants to alleviate the pressure in my scrotum, please e-mail me, BOBAWITZ@HOTMAIL.COM s. p. s. j. n. LaPointe |
 | How about that Bachelor party? That's what I thought. AtomicInternet |
| play the video and have the badger song play in the background, and you'll see Mr Atomic dancing with the song Stavos |
| Badgers, a snake, and a musroom what more do you need? Stavos |
| www.badgerbalm.com tim |
| Thanks again to boogle: [Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.
- Napoleon Bonaparte AtomicInternet |
| We can inject each other. It'll be the bomb. tim |
| I'm in for a Diabetic Injection party!!! BYOEP (Bring your own Epi-Pen) Stavos |
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