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User Comments for 04-01-2004:
 | Badgers, a snake, and a musroom what more do you need? Stavos |
 | www.badgerbalm.com tim |
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Watching broadcast TV for more than 20 minutes will result in at least one advertisement for a drug you need to be taking or a health problem you may have "but might not even know it!" Clearly, we are a nation of potential health problems just waiting to happen. The only way to delay your inevitible sickness and/or death is to take the advertised drugs as often as recommended. Since I'm a sugar junkie, I'm clearly a high risk for diabetes. However, I took this test that says otherwise. Unwilling to accept that I'm not at high risk for at least one major health problem I decided to ignore the results and continue my regiment of sugar in the hopes that I'll soon be dependant on insulin. Any volunteers willing to inject me in the ass?
User Comments for 03-30-2004:
 | Thanks again to boogle: [Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.
- Napoleon Bonaparte AtomicInternet |
| We can inject each other. It'll be the bomb. tim |
| I'm in for a Diabetic Injection party!!! BYOEP (Bring your own Epi-Pen) Stavos |
For those of you not in "the know," I'll give you a helper course. Google is dead. Long live Boogle! Anybody who's anybody is using Boogle, don't get left behind.
User Comments for 03-29-2004:
| A good quote from boogle: The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion. AtomicInternet |
Steve came over tonight for some Lego Mindstorm entertainment. We wound up building the Frankenbot, a sick and perverted vehicle that defied all structural engineering rules. Surprised it held together, we let it loose downstairs to torment my cat. The sheer hideousness (and massive rear spoiler) prompted the cat to run for the safety of the basement immediately. Victorious, the Frankenbot wandered around aimlessly. It was a formidable machine but soon realized it had no real enemy and sadly destroyed itself. Although the death of the Frankenbot was sad, it did entertain us for the better part of an hour, and proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that my cat is a whimp.
User Comments for 03-24-2004:
| FYI: Frankenbot 2.0 is in the works!!!! More weird, more hideous, more sad! CODE NAME: MYRN Stavos |
Last fall I came home to an entire side of my house covered with these little monsters. The next morning they were gone, or so I thought. Throughout the winter I spotted more and more boxelder bugs in various places around my house. I finally found a high concentration near my basement window, and pulled aside a board to reveal their lair. I quickly vacuumed about 80 of them and dumped them in the snow. I did this a few more times (yes there were that many) and they finally started to thin out. Thinking I had won, I forgot about them until about a week ago. Once again they are showing up in various places and this time I'm on a mission. Fortunately this very informative site has some good ammunition for me to try. If the GnomeCam cuts out in the next week it probably means they won.User Comments for 03-23-2004:
| your like Willard the Rat king except with Boxelder bugs... Stavos |
 | You'll never beat us, we breed 1,000,000 X more then rabbits and live in EVERY orpheus in your house I mean EVERY single one if you catch my drift! .....So whens dinner? Boxelder bug |
| oh no that horrible. Zac |
I recently discovered the joy of ER Diagrams with Visio 2003. With no artistic ability whatsoever I was able to create a representation of our server environment at work. Not satisfied with the number of icons I was able to use, I decided to create an overly detailed diagram of my home network. And now you know how this page got to your screen.
User Comments for 03-18-2004:
 | I DIDNT KNOW THAT!!! OMG THATS SOO GAY! enorym |
| its gay but then again what do I know? I'm just an associate. tim |
| Yes, but you're an associate I enjoy associating with, therefore you are a good friend. AtomicInternet |
| I think it's sweet but the creator of it's gay, glad to clear that up Stavos |
Today I recieved a generous gift from my associate Duane. Out of respect for the gnome I decided to take a side shot, but I assure you he has a very healthy rear on full display. Now my disturbing gnome has someone to keep him company. It's unfortunate my neighborhood has such a high gnome theft rate or I'd proudly display them all on my front porch for the world to enjoy.
User Comments for 03-17-2004:
| that is disturbing...where the hell did he get that? enorym |
Four inches of snow fell today, ironically 4 days before the official start of spring. I used to enjoy winter weather, and towards the end of summer I usually look forward to it. This winter started late and I have a feeling it's going to drag on. An associate of mine who resides 1200 miles south has been enticing me with tales of year round warm weather. The 4-5 months I lose each year to cold weather could be put to good use if I relocate. One can dream.
User Comments for 03-16-2004:
| Ok, let's go! Girlfriend |
| Come on down. We've had beautiful weather here lately.... and all the time. You can't beat 80 degrees in january. tim |
| except the 80% chance of rain in Florida every day Stavos |
| its like 80f here come on over. rain's better than snow steve. enorym |
| there's also millions of cockroaches and bugs year round down south Myrone. Stavos |
| They're actually Palmeto bugs and its hardly rained here since last summer and the summer rains aren't really that bad because they're scattered. tim |
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I noticed in this post that Tim went from "friend" to "associate" and I'm a little worried that my current "wife" status may be in jeopardy. Perhaps "associate" was just a mis-characterization? I hope so! Lavonne |
..a dog can give. This was placed so perfectly it had to be captured in time.
User Comments for 03-14-2004:
| ummm that’s not from a dog..... That has Curb squirrel markings all over it. I think they're marking there territory Stavos |
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User Comments for 03-10-2004:
| It appears the cappers of Myrone Gnome are planning another attack. Stavos |
| image is broken :( zac |
| I don't get it. I don't see anything attacking or being attacked or anything out of the ordinaty. tim |
| show it to those kids parents see if they will give you the gnome back or give you the money to get another one zac |
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