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The secret socialist propaganda machine that is Farm Town gains momentum each day. More and more people are signing up to be reprogrammed by a game that encourages you to hire and be hired, with both parties receiving money, and a government handout of 200 coins when you go broke. It's helping to shift society into a paradigm that socialism is the acceptable norm. No longer do you need skills to succeed, just excessive amounts of time to click a mouse. What's so disturbing about this aside from the secret kill screen that activates Farm Town participants into a socialist army that blindly follows orders? Animal cannibalism! That's right, this cow is eating a steak off the grille! Who's to blame for this affront to all that is decent? Senator Kelley of course!