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A trip to St. Louis started with Lisa learning how her 300 annual bottles of beer are brewed at the Anheuser-Busch Brewery tour, which was free as long as you promised not to pee in the beer. After getting sufficiently buzzed in the free sample room, we took a boat ride to confirm the St. Louis river front was as unexciting as Detroit. Then it was off to the giant arch for sexually suggestive photos and a ride in the munchkin elevator where Lisa was outed as a demon and we were politely asked to leave. After some inappropriate animal touching our adventure concluded.