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Feeling metallurgically inadequate after Stavos' dad weld-converted my whimpy flat tongue hidden hitch into a full blown 2" receiver for my Cougar, I decided to cut my bike rack insert shorter, which created lots of sparks and helped me feel useful again. The end result was definitely unprofessional, but not nearly as bad as the final result. Satisfied with the overly complicated solution to transporting my mountain bike, I ran to tell Lisa, who was so excited she raked up the front yard, again raising suspicion that she is a replicant. With Keith, Morlock, Stavos and now me on board for biking, it looks like an adventure is ripe to be planned.