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After cutting in front of Stavos, meeting Nicholas Cage and waiting another hour, I finally got to see the new Star Trek movie. If you've heard anything about it you should have figured out time travel is involved, so when I say aliens go back in time and splinter the Star Trek universe into a new reality, you can't say I spoiled the movie for you. What you can do is forget all the other Star Trek movies because they NEVER HAPPENED! After you watch this movie you'll have to delete any copies and trash any DVDs of every Star Trek movie because THEY ARE ALL LIES! After you're done, start saving your money and cross your fingers the rebooted franchise will document this new reality as carefully as the last. If they meet the quality of the new movie I'll gladly hand over my money, but also keep hope a trade-in program becomes available.