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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-19-2009 Lisa Simulator View Webcam for 02-19-2009 12 COMMENTS
Today, Lisa provided an encounter perfectly encapsulated for sharing. Now you too can experience what life with Lisa is really like. She arrives home, greets me and asks "What are you drinking?" A beer I reply. "What kind of beer?" she asks as she looks for herself and takes a swig. "Ooo I don't like that beer, don't buy that anymore." She returns to the kitchen table. "Where did you get these girl scout cookies from?" "From work" I reply. "Who did you buy them from?" she asks. "Are you an officer on the board of girl scout cookie inspection?" I ask. "I don't like Samoas, why did you buy Samoas?" "because I like them" I replied. "Ugh, these are terrible, don't buy these anymore" Before I can ask why she's eating cookies she doesn't like, she drops the box on to the ground, spilling 4 onto the floor. I manage to stop her before she can stuff the dirty cookies back into the box. Your mileage may vary.
User Comments for 02-19-2009:
LMAO thats awesome
Stavos
Typical wife simulator
enorym
Who doesn't like Samoas? Really? SERIOUSLY???
Mrs. Yoseph
What kind of beer was it? Not Cherry Wheat... Cause if she doesn't like Samoas OR Cherry Wheat, then I have to rethink my entire opinion of her. And I don't want to have to do that... Oh, and remember your quotation marks. :)
Mrs. Yoseph
thinmints FTW
R10T
He forgot to mention that the SCUBA had just been run in the dining room and the floor was clean!!! Not to mention the 3 second rule! And the beer was ARCADIA something or other - terrible!! I like thinmints! :)
poopy
the three or five second rule is False bacteria and germs attach to the fallen food instantly! and your a nurse.... http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/dropped.asp
Stavos
Mythbusters also proved it using bacteria cultures. The cleanest spot on your home is..... your toilet seat.
R1OT
Swap roles, and you have my marriage.
Brian
AW FUCK! You have a scooba?!? /so jealous
Brian
Lay down the law! You're the man.
averagejoe
Man talk about the most controversial blog ever!
Stavos

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