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Excited as a 12 year old on Christmas, I ran downstairs this morning to get the new Xbox Experience on my primary machine. My illegal load was lacking the new Miis Avatars, so I quickly set about creating one after my new "legal" update finished. A few minutes later, I was hotter than ever, but apparently nobody on my friends list was as excited as me and I was alone in Avatar world. Lucky for me, Lisa is obsessed with making virtual characters and by the time she was done creating hers, Keith had one done for a kinky Xbox fanboy three way. Now I just need to get my new avatar into Mirrors Edge so I can make out with Faith when Lisa isn't home, so long as she doesn't catch me.