Coming almost yearly now, another Google AdSense check arrived today. With Google on track to becoming the only profitable and surviving business in our coming post-apocolypse economy, it's comforting to know I have a reliable income from them. Hopefully Taco Bell won't charge any more for their food after they become the only remaining fast food restaurant and I can stretch my checks and metabolism into a dormant-stage survival mode until Sylvester Stallone gets unfrozen and shows us how to have sex again.
User Comments for 09-30-2008:
No words can describe the awesomeness of this post. MorlockPrime |
You saved my life, I will treat you to Taco Bell. Yes Taco Bell is the only fast-food chain that won the franchise war. Stavos |
Be careful though... Wesley Snipes might be waiting around the corner to ruin it all. Or possibly Dennis Leary will have stolen all the food for the ever growing morlock community underground. R1OT |
Who would have thought Denns Leary was secretly one of us! MorlockPrime |