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After years of crafting the perfect comment to crash my famously robust Microsoft Access database, Stavos finally found the right combination to bring it to it's knees yesterday. There's some debate if my file transfer for the last update completed properly since the error points to file permissions, but the comment posted by the senator unquestionably brought down the corporate empire that is my website. For up to 5 minutes, I was unable to spew my rants into the interweb tubes, and there was peace in the world. Fortunately I was able to turn it back on and order was restored.