External Sensor Attacks

09-15-2008 External Sensor Attacks

With my weather station losing first it's thermo-hygrometer sensor, then the rain gauge, coupled with last Wednesdays Gnome Cam outage, both of which occurred on 9/11, I can only assume I'm being targeted by terrorists. The gradual crippling of my outside measurement devices and webcam is intended to keep me in the dark since they know I don't look out windows. It's a race against time to get my new weather sensor (ironically delayed by bad weather) up and running before I have to give in to their demands, most likely to stop transmitting my pirate weather signal to the world, so they can control the world through weather.com.

User Comments for 09-15-2008:

Does this also tie in the broken toilet in your basement? Man full force Terrorists!
Stavos

It's still broke. Geez when is Lisa gonna fix that damn thing. Time for Brad to make his honey do list.
R1OT

She will find time between watching/screaming at the football game and fixing the downstairs toilet! I'm not making this up!
Stavos

I'm going to come over sometime and hit golf balls off of brad's sensors. Does anyone have some golfballs? Golf clubs?
MorlockPrime

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