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As the Morlock was going about his day, tending to his machines and smokestacks, his communicator (made from human skin and bone of course) flashed this alert about the Large Hadron Collider in Europe coming online Wednesday (photo of me on site courtesy Stavos). With access to a time machine, he quickly acertained the world would not end, and as a potential food source, he shared this discovery with me in an attempt to lure me into a false sense of security. Relieved I still have time to reload my Windows Home Server, but concerned about the Morlocks mind games, I decided to plan for the end of the world anyways since divulging the information may have created a space-time paradox that would invalidate his time travel discovery. So if the world does end, you can now blame the Morlock.