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San Francisco was the wedding destination so we made sure to visit Lombard street, Pier 39, Alcatraz and the Golden Gate Bridge. During the visit, I had a pleasant run in with a cat lady who swore up and down that I hit her car despite the fact there was no mark on her truck. Fortunately a witness behind us also noticed she was a crazy cat lady and gave me her card so we could get on with our day, which consisted of a trip to Muir Woods. During our unplanned 5-mile hike through the woods, we encountered some Ewoks that seemed very friendly until they tried to hump our legs, at which point we quickly moved on to Muir Beach where Brian became intimately familiar with the local deceased sea life. A trip to Twin Peaks for a view of the city was blocked due to fog, which lead to a permanently traumatizing visit to Castro street, which activated my survival mode and required me to seek out the safety of drug stores. It did however assist with a bowel movement later that evening.