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Lisa finally had her Chicago virginity deflowered this weekend during a visit to my sisters apartment. After breakfast, our adventure began with our first trip on a MetraRail train. Lisa would not stop talking about how public transportation needs to expand to alleviate congestion and reduce energy consumption, the rest of us just enjoyed the ride. Navy Pier was our first destination followed by a stop at Tiffany & Co jewelry where Lisa instructed me to purchase at least one item for her and then pretend it was my idea. She proceeded to act surprised by the gift and spoke in a upper class voice for the duration of the visit. After an x-rated horse race and massage chair orgy, it was time to end our visit and return to the awaiting storm of the century in Michigan.