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Friday nights tree pulling adventure at my neighbors house, attended by the Kelleys and celebrated with firework mortars, had me all hot and bothered to pull more trees. So today I decided to finally end the tortured life of my front yard maple and evergreen. The evergreen went easy, but the maple actually managed to snap my 2500lb kevlar tow rope. After fixing the break with a redneck approved knot, I was finally able to defeat it with my transfer case in 4x4 Low. Once it was out I could see the tree was more root than tree. How such a crappy tree can get such a powerful root system I'll never know. Having satisfied my tree-pulling needs for the day, the Kelleys returned for an evening of Lisa hopped up on pain killers, and a round of 3D Minigolf, a comedy combination yet to be equalled.