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At 4:50pm today, Lisa discovered her left rear tire on her Jeep had gone flat. I was contacted and recommended she drive back to her work and wait. Thanks to my recently installed nav I arrived shortly thereafter to find a screw stuck in her tire (we're still debating whether the screw originated from my garage) and took note of the time as I informed her several gang members were on their way to assault her so she better get it changed quick. After locating the user manual, she got the spare, jacked up the truck, swapped the tire, and put everything away in less than an hour, and only got a little dirty. The perceived threat of assault and her keen intellect combined with the user manual found the solution with time to spare (I decided it would take an hour for her attackers to lock on). Now that she can drive a manual transmission, build a web site, change oil and now change a tire, her princess complex is well on the way to dissipation.