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After telling Lisa we could leave early for Cleveland if she got the yard mowed, I now have physical proof she mowed the yard at least once in her life. She managed to do the entire backyard and half of the front before finally pooping out and resorting back to watching television, her default functional mode. Takeaways from her experience include "this mower fucking sucks" and "the cord is such a pain in the ass" and a sore thumb from compensating for the bad safety switch connection on the mower. Unfortunately my motorcycle battery decided to die today as well. Despite her recent physical exertion, she was still able to drive to Rite Aid (as far as I had been able to make it) and deliver me an emergency battery pack to limp my motorcycle the rest of the way home. That's why today is Super Lisa day! After all the excitement she was too tired to leave for Cleveland, but I did promise her a new motorcycle battery and a new cordless mower to help her out on next Super Lisa day.