Morlock Bumper Fix

03-12-2008 Morlock Bumper Fix

Yesterday the Morlock came over for a redneck bumper repair. The technique involves placing a jack under a rear-ended truck bumper and jumping up and down in the cargo bed, forcing the bumper back into it's proper position. In addition to beating their chest and glaring with glowing eyes, jumping menacingly is a specialty of the Morlock, so the repair was expertly executed.

User Comments for 03-12-2008:

So how did the bumper get bent in the first place? Good thing you have a 300lb Morlock near bye some people aren't as lucky.
Stavos

Well if you must know, someone rearended the morlock's sister's truck. Yes Morlock's have siblings, however, whether they are male or female is really irrelevant since Morlocks are hermaphrodites. Thanks for the red neck bumper repair Lloyd.
MorlockPrime

Haha repair!
Enorym

Myron's comments are those of a highly functional retard.
MorlockPrime

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