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I've quoted it here briefly, the full thing can be found in this post. This man has it all figured out.
"And lets face it... all this stuff we do is just a mating ritual. The guy with the best car gets the hottest poontang. Now me, I thought a big video camera would get me some hot female action but the only thing it does is get middle age men asking me about it. Maybe thats what all this is really about. Us male folk love our toys. Women just want to have babies... how boring. Babies don't even have buttons or lights. Either way, Duane is still Crocadile Dundee." - Sir Joseph IV