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Lisa and I took our honeymoon in Aruba for 10 days of beach time and island exploring. Most notable about the island was the proliferation of iguanas and lizards that provided good sexual innuendo potential which was exploited every chance I had. Everyone on the island spoke at least English, Dutch, and Papiamento, with the workers at our resort speaking over 7 languages, so unlike Cancun communication was easy. Lisa enjoyed taking photos of her hands, fingers, and toes while I enjoyed the many topless sunbathers on the beach. The best activity by far was our sunset cruise on a double-hulled catamaran. Pirates boarded the boat about an hour into the cruise and offered me a hefty sum for Lisa, which I initially accepted only to have it fall through once they found out she had crabs.