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The great majority of Lisa's relatives live in Pennsylvania, so for their convenience (and not because it means 2 wedding showers) Lisa decided to have her first shower this weekend. I survived by drinking Arrogant Bastard Ale which intoxicated me sufficiently for gift unwrapping. The next morning was her grandparents 60th anniversary dinner where Lisa informed me she'd be looking for a place to bury my body on our 60th anniversary. Special thanks to Jenny for keeping us entertained throughout the trip, and somebody needs to buy me a stuffed snake.