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Lisas plan to take over my house got one step closer to completion today when she demanded I move her furniture into the bedroom. Since she has expensive taste, the furniture is naturally heavy italian wood that is impossible for one person to lift. Lisa was conveniently at work when she scheduled me to move the furniture, so who to turn to? The Morlock of course. I summoned him from below and he agreed to assist in exchange for a laser mouse. I'm assuming the mouse will control a bone-grinding machine or some other morlock device. My now patented wheelbarrow moving technique was a great success, although the Morlock refused to grant my request for a wheelbarrow ride.