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Slashdot posted an article that predicts humanity will divide into two subspecies in the far future. Ironically, the link was sent to me by MorlockPrime, one of the two Morlocks who form my slumlord empire that has already realized this subspecies separation. The modern-day Morlocks aren't squat or of lower intelligence, in fact they both hold computer-related job. They do have blue skin and glowing eyes though, most likely due to living or having lived in my basement with little to no light. They also avoid the sunlight and prefer the indoors, but the original Morlock now spends a good deal of his time above the surface, and MorlockPrime has been known to venture out from time to time. Fortunately neither of them have shown indications of the cannibalistic habit yet, so Lisa and I continue to live the life of the Eloi.