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Today I was eating lunch with Duane and he showed me his Jolly Rancher Jello. A very personal experience. As he spooned some out, two antennae clung to the plastic container for dear life. He started sucking it down suggestively and then began to laugh uncontrollably (If you watch any commercials, you know Jello has that effect). In mid laugh he vomited it up into a plastic bag (appearance unchanged). My decision to never purchase Jolly Rancher Jello was once again proven to be the right choice.