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Lisa had an urge to make food for 25 people today so we decided to have a BBQ. I had only invited 20 people, and despite reminding her only half of those invited would show up she was physically unable to shop for only 10 people. I think fate intended her to be a famous chef, but the Miracle of Life movie threw her off track. The plus side is I now have food for a week, and everyone left with a full stomach.