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You may have noticed the snow-blob monster in my yard take form a few days ago. I was at first puzzled by his appearance. Puzzled that is, until Stavos crossed me by taking my Snappy support traffic. He funneled a support request into his FTP site robbing me of a precious 320 kilobyte addition to my massive web stats. I was so furious that my rage was able to bring the snow-blob to life. Temporarily ambulatory (apparently for only 5 minutes) he immediately found and attacked Stavos leaving him with a new respect for frozen snow-blob monsters. I got an online apology within seconds, and an email from "Blobby The Exterminator" informing me Stavos "won't be a problem anymore." Naturally he's now for rent. $200 gets you a "clarity reinforcement" against a person of your choosing.