AtomicInternet Archived News

Coming home tonight at the last bend before my street I was greeted by a wall of yellow caution tape and a county worker truck. It took a good 5 seconds for me to process that the road was physically blocked and I was not able to go through. I pulled to the side and started talking to the county worker who was waiting for a tree removal truck. He said the tree fell from wind or some forest fairy and he was getting a laugh from people like me who had a moment of disbelief before turning around. To best him, I took a few photos, punched him in the face, and left.