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Today concluded my annual Florida Vacation. The trip down was my first time driving straight through to Florida. I drove 7:00pm to midnight, Missy drove midnight to 7:00am, then we alternated before a necessary 2hr nap at a rest stop. Total time was 23.5 hrs (including the nap/gas stops). A visit to Cocoa Beach revealed my favorite restaurant, the Moon Hut, had been sold to a mexican eatery which was rapidly raping the historical significance of the place. I was able to get some photos and make my peace before it was completely destroyed. Ironically, our favorite Mexican place, Azteca II was also shutdown. Is nothing sacred in my beloved Cocoa Beach? Fortunately, the Josephs were available to comfort Missy and I in our time of need. They live on a main street and one out of every five cars blast the song Gasolina while driving by. Tim quickly made an MP3 CD of the song for me so we could fit in as locals, which we blasted anytime we drove somewhere. We were also allowed to wear the official Clown Around Orlando wig and got several politically incorrect balloons by Tim. A trip to the Magic Kingdom completed our Whorelando visit, after which Joseph and I grappled heterosexually with his wifes approval. I can only hope that tomorrow FEMA will declare Michigan uninhabitable due to excessive depressing weather and my time in Florida will be extended.