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This past weekend I was at Cobo Center in Detroit showing off my Cougar to thousands of adoring fans. OK in reality I was next to a very loud truck with lots of TV monitors and occasionally people were able to tear themselves away long enough to ask why anyone would supercharge a Cougar. My answer was different every time, and I let people believe it was a factory option when they asked. To be fair, my window sticker may have thrown them off. Missy came along this time and flashed anyone carrying a clipboard who came near my car. This may explain how I managed to win 2nd place in the Ford sport compact category. After that random people started asking how much to have her pose on their car and I didn't see here again for an hour or two.